A bomb has went off in Manchester, 40,000 thought dead, 20,000 critical, Rangers scarves and flags burning, Carlsberg don’t do terrorism but if they did it would probably be the best terrorism in the world.

In other news Scottish sperm banks are in a crisis, all the wankers are in Manchester

you had me worried for a second by the title

What do you call a scouser in Moscow?

Wayne Rooney

Its fucking chaos in Manchester at the morning, I was dodging shitfaced Gers at 7.30am FFS. Was in Tescos at lunch time and Wee Jimmy Crankie was infront of me in the queue arguing with the security. The police did not want any glass bottles selling, and the lady was clutching an armful of Bacardi Breezers. The only cans left were Speckled Hen Bitter (no worries for me, bit of a pisser for a Fosters fuelled mob!) She remonstrated loudly ‘No breezers, what am I supposed to fucking drink then ya wee idjit, coca fucking cola?’ ‘Hope springs eternal’ piped up a voice from the back of the shop.
Still, could be worse, last time Celtic played in Manchester, you couldn’t buy a flute anywhere.............................

Zenith St Petersburg… What can I say. I bet all that scotts wish they haddent spent a grand on a ticket and about £3000 each on drink cos all that are gonna be able to afford to drink for the next month is Smart price coca fookin cola

Although I hate Rangers I won’y laugh, I can feel their pain.

they got a bit arsey

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7401814.stm

I’m a proud Scotsman, but even I feel ashamed about the Rangers fans. Glasgow is the biggest shite-hole in the world… well biggest after Liverpool and Newcastle!

I’d include Birmingham too, but my Brummie girlfriend would shoot me… literally!

Liverpool’s a shit hole? You’ve never been to Clubmoor

Definitely a day for us Mancunians to lock ourselves in our bedrooms and watch porn all day.

Fucking madness!

I was actually (un)lucky enough to be taking my girl out in Manchester today, 30 minutes before kick off. The city was a mess. We walked past the gardens and it was packed. I actually thought it wasn’t going to be that bad and maybe i’d watch the match in the sun and enjoy the atmosphere a bit.

But I was wrong.

The floor was littered with everything, cans, bottles, paper, empty crates. You name it, it was there (including scottish people).

Then we carried on past the gardens and in Manchester we have these tube like billboard things that are about 2.5-3m high. And stood around them was about 3 ranger fans just happily pissing away.

I’m glad they lost after seeing the state they left Manchester in and how they treated it.

After reading that report about the big screen failing and reading this:

“It’s an absolute shambles, shame on Manchester, shame on Manchester - it’s let the country down.”

What a cunt. He was probably stood on 4-5 drunkern scotsmen who were passed out in a puddle of their own piss.

rant over

I was once in Amsterdam when Rangers arrived…

Jip- - 15 May 2008 01:21 AM

I was actually (un)lucky enough to be taking my girl out in Manchester today, 30 minutes before kick off. The city was a mess. We walked past the gardens and it was packed. I actually thought it wasn’t going to be that bad and maybe i’d watch the match in the sun and enjoy the atmosphere a bit.

But I was wrong.

The floor was littered with everything, cans, bottles, paper, empty crates. You name it, it was there (including scottish people).

Then we carried on past the gardens and in Manchester we have these tube like billboard things that are about 2.5-3m high. And stood around them was about 3 ranger fans just happily pissing away.

I’m glad they lost after seeing the state they left Manchester in and how they treated it.

After reading that report about the big screen failing and reading this:

“It’s an absolute shambles, shame on Manchester, shame on Manchester - it’s let the country down.”

What a cunt. He was probably stood on 4-5 drunkern scotsmen who were passed out in a puddle of their own piss.

rant over

After that, are we to assume there won’t be a second date?

Gutted that the rangers boys didnt even turn out a performance. I was cheering those guys on…

Anyways, even though Rangers lost, I hate to say it to all you Celtic fans on here but, erm, WHAT exactly have you guys done this season? Or what are you lot gonna win?

Come on ‘Gers and get the domestic treble!!

spaceworm - 14 May 2008 10:12 PM

What do you call a scouser in Moscow?

Wayne Rooney

Spaceworm:

LMAO!

Spartan

Hmmmm, I have no idea what any of you are on about.............