What’s in your pockets right now?
Gang Bang Master
Total Posts: 1580
Joined 2007-01-22
DB - I can just see you waving an empty scotch bottle at the skies, shouting, “come and get me, Hitler!” before diving into your shelter and cracking open a fresh tin of powdered egg.
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Enough. Is. Enough.
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Joined 2006-10-12
Ming…
It’s the Americans who blitz me now…
I am so listed on their markers…
They had three Helicopters hovering over my house yesterday…
The American Air Force have long memories…
DB
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Dr Doolittle The Animal Lover
Total Posts: 5408
Joined 2007-01-08
You wanna become a prisoner of war?
I’ll strip you naked and tie you up.
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I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
Dr Doolittle The Animal Lover
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yeah, but you love it!
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I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
Gang Bang Master
Total Posts: 1580
Joined 2007-01-22
DB, they were just round here a minute ago, asking about you. Sure, they were dressed like delivery guys and talking about collecting a package but I knew what they meant. Run, fella, run for your life or you’ll end up in a natty orange jumpsuit before you can say, “what WMD?”
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Dr Doolittle The Animal Lover
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Orange would be perfect on De_Bunk, it’d match his eyes and his teeth.
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I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
Gang Bang Master
Total Posts: 1580
Joined 2007-01-22
DB’s not the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, is he?
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Dr Doolittle The Animal Lover
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What he does when he’s “offline” is his own business.
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I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
Gang Bang Master
Total Posts: 1580
Joined 2007-01-22
Naaahhhh…. it’s *our* business too. DB is woven into TC in Borg-like symbiosis. If he takes a dump, picks his nose or buys every Pot Noodle within five miles of his front door we should know. Do you think it would be possible to create a Firefox plug-in DB ticker, updating us on his every move? Would some form of remote control be possible? DB could be our plaything, our toy… mwahahahahahahaha…...
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Dr Doolittle The Animal Lover
Total Posts: 5408
Joined 2007-01-08
The screen should flash each time DB chokes the chicken. It’s something the world should know.
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I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
Bukkake Champion
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Humper, that would be dangerous for epileptics.
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courtesy of Sea Dog
Gang Bang Master
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Joined 2007-01-22
Just in time to be blinded by the white light of an East Coast chicken choking.
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Dr Doolittle The Animal Lover
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They do it different in East Anglia!
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