Ming the Merciless - 16 May 2008 06:41 PM

But I get the feeling that some must have some truly questionable things stuffed into their jeans.

where’s Humper? 

Fuck me, talk about a hive mind. I was just typing that very question out when you beat me to it. I’d love, in a car-crash kinda way, to know what’s in his pockets.

A fist sized hole, probably.

Let me see:

Nokia N95 phone
Car, house and work Keys
Some loose change approx £2.36
Retractable knife
Some screws
Milkyway wrapper
and various bits of fluff!

I like to travel light!

i’m just pleased to see you all

shh_hector - 16 May 2008 07:45 PM

i’m just pleased to see you all

You mean that’s not a canoe..?

haha! badom psshh!

no, this is a Kanu

Of course u kan

Bloody hell, the amount of Crappers out there tooled up.

6 quid in change
3 lighters
40 fags
an LG viewity
a rangers keyring
my wallet
bank card
drivers licence
personal licence (liquor)
gym membership

- A camel
- Magic lamp
- three large rocks of crack
- one used condom
- oil pump
- dead lizard

Yea, I`m bullshitting. All I got is a lighter and a cellphone. Something`s wrong with my pockets, I guess

Ah…

Car Keys
iPod+Headphones
Cell Phone
Sour Patch Kids
Peice of paper with a number on it
Pen
Wallet
Condom
Lint

-A.Filth

meh, burty unlurked just to tell us he’s got an iPhone. whadda dork.

right now I’ve got empty pockets as I’m back home, but out there I was carrying my wallet, keys and cellphone. trivial kinda guy.
when I had a belt bag you’d find anything up to dice and a sewing kit in there…

snowball - 16 May 2008 11:08 PM

meh, burty unlurked just to tell us he’s got an iPhone. whadda dork.

when I had a belt bag you’d find anything up to dice and a sewing kit in there…

you call him a dork and then went on to admit you have a belt bag?   

thats the same as a bum bag isnt it? only warn by obsese sweaty american tourists, MC Hammer… and you

HAMMERTIME!!