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What’s in your pockets right now?
 
HH's Man
Posted: 17 May 2008 12:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 46 ]  
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That’s where he got it from! Makes so much more sense now!

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Wanderlei
Posted: 17 May 2008 02:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 47 ]  
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“Word of warning.in America they call them ‘Fanny Packs,cos over there ‘fanny’ means arse.......not yer minge”

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phaden
Posted: 17 May 2008 09:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 48 ]  
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I have:

Keys
3 Pens
Change
Cash
Debit Card
Drivers Licence
Subway gift Card
Movie Theatre Discount Card
USB Data traveller
7mm Magnum Empty Cartridge
.223 Empty Cartridge
Broken Plastic Mannequin Finger
Ring Notepad
Headphones
MP3 Player
3 Packs of gum

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snowball
Posted: 17 May 2008 10:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 49 ]  
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hey, hey HEY! I said I had one!  big surprise

leemealone! it wasn’t my fault! they made me do it! I had a very difficult childhood! I didn’t know where else to carry my RPG stuff! whaaaaaaa shut eye

so anyway, yeah, if you think I’m a dork/geek/nerd now you should’ve seen me back then. well, no you shouldn’t, actually. cheese

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Gary Sanderson
Posted: 17 May 2008 03:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 50 ]  
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1 Wallet (£180 Sterling, 200 Euro’s,820 Zloty,21,900 Hungarian Florints)
2 Cash Cards
£12.92 in coins

1 Mobile Phone
1 Digital Camera
1 tin of McChrystals snuff

1 Passport

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naughtyteddy
Posted: 17 May 2008 03:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 51 ]  
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why do you need cash cards with all that cash on you?

i’m going to mug you, it seems worth it

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Gary Sanderson
Posted: 17 May 2008 04:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 52 ]  
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In case I see something I like and it costs more than I’m carrying.

I shall be in Wakefield this evening if anyone wants to come along and try and take it off me…

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naughtyteddy
Posted: 17 May 2008 04:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 53 ]  
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i can imagine the hungarian florints will come in very handy for impulse shopping in Wakefield on a saturday night.....

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Gary Sanderson
Posted: 17 May 2008 04:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 54 ]  
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There have been more than one occasion where I have woke up on a plane/train/ferry on the way to somewhere ridiculous after a night out with the boys. A few scraps of foreign currency has come in handy.

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Humper
Posted: 18 May 2008 07:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 55 ]  
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Why do you boys carry so much shite around in your pockets.

All I carry around with me is a pack of fags, lighter, mobile phone and keys.  What more does a man need to survive a walk down his local high street or a day in the office?

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Gary Sanderson
Posted: 18 May 2008 01:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 56 ]  
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You don’t work in my office

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burty
Posted: 18 May 2008 06:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 57 ]  
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I’ll take my iPhone and lurk back off to the birdwatching section methinks…

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naughtyteddy
Posted: 18 May 2008 06:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 58 ]  
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didnt quite catch that burty, did you say you have an iphone?

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snowball
Posted: 18 May 2008 08:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 59 ]  
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you can’t see it ‘cause it’s hidden in his belt bag LOL

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Posted: 19 May 2008 04:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 60 ]  
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Ok...In my jacket pocket…

3 credit cards
1 ATM card
Driving licence
2 train tickets (5yrs old)
£6.40 in change
£5 note
£10 Argos gift voucher
Various receipts
A folded kebab shop menu
Car keys
Telescopic baton

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