DB, I’m intrigued. Who on earth gave you an Argos voucher?

It’s where he gets all his Elizabeth Duke bling from.

The Argos voucher…

It was on one of those ‘spend £100 get £10 voucher’ promotions..

I just checked it and it expired in February..

DB

You should try washing your clothes more often.

Humper…

It’s all in my coat pockets…

DB

i guess the boss man needs to weigh in

1 LG chocolate
1 HTC Kaiser smartphone
car keys
housekeys
about 75 euros in notes and coins
1 personal credit card
1 business credit card
2 personal bankcards
1 business bankcard
health insurance card
video store membership card
car insurance
driving license
ID card
business cards with me real name on em
local supermarket loyalty card
1 Mario Kart Wii receipt
1 dinner receipt
Piece of paper from the local Post office with some numbers on it of people I need to yell at for making my mail dissappear
chewing gum

that’s all folks, hardly any receipt cause I process them as soon as the money has been spent.

Willy Wanka - 19 May 2008 01:00 PM

business cards with me real name on em

None with ‘Mr William Wanka, Purveyor of fine internet filth’ on them? thats a bit dissapointing. As is that fact you have clothes on, ruins my mental image that…

You don’t use your real name?

What the fuck, am I the only one here who uses his real name?

Willy Wanka - 19 May 2008 01:00 PM

hardly any receipt cause I process them as soon as the money has been spent.

Damn I wish I was that organised. I have an entire drawer at home stuffed full of receipts I’m too lazy to sort out, despite the fact it’s costing me money. I need an accountant - preferably one with big tits, of course.

all accountants are big tits Ming

Ming the Merciless - 19 May 2008 01:18 PM

Willy Wanka - 19 May 2008 01:00 PM

hardly any receipt cause I process them as soon as the money has been spent.

Damn I wish I was that organised. I have an entire drawer at home stuffed full of receipts I’m too lazy to sort out, despite the fact it’s costing me money. I need an accountant - preferably one with big tits, of course.

hahaha
i do sometimes forget, but the tax man always reminds me just in time when he sends me a nice VAT return cheque.

naughtyteddy - 19 May 2008 01:20 PM

all accountants are big tits Ming

Willy Wanka - 19 May 2008 01:50 PM

hahaha
i do sometimes forget, but the tax man always reminds me just in time when he sends me a nice VAT return cheque.

Does the Tax Man have big tits too? I’m beginning to think I may have to reassess the whole world of finance…

De_Bunk - 19 May 2008 04:38 AM

Ok...In my jacket pocket…

3 credit cards
1 ATM card
Driving licence
2 train tickets (5yrs old)
£6.40 in change
£5 note
£10 Argos gift voucher
Various receipts
A folded kebab shop menu
Car keys
Telescopic baton

DB

Glad i don’t live round your way DB!

De_Bunk - 19 May 2008 04:38 AM

Ok...In my jacket pocket…

3 credit cards
1 ATM card
Driving licence
2 train tickets (5yrs old)
£6.40 in change
£5 note
£10 Argos gift voucher
Various receipts
A folded kebab shop menu
Car keys
Telescopic baton

DB

What a pity I don’t live round your way DB!

ive got fuck all in my pockets, but my desk might be interesting:

ipod charger
piece of metal from A4 foolscap ringbinder
hairclip
hole puncher
telephone
unopened pin number envelope
bic biro - black
Pentel Pen NX50
B&Q;5m tape measure
6 dvds wrapped in toilet paper to keep safe (these are borrowed from friend to make copies. He throws the cases away)
1969 Corgi Mini Cooper
packing tape
USB bluetooth
Guitar Tuner warranty
Hello Kitty hair tie
Froglet photo holder
leather pen pot with assortment of pens/pencils/ruler/screwdriver/rollerblade screwdriver/pliers/spanner
empty video box
tax return
mobile phone
23 reciepts - to be processed
reciept for wifes birthday present
calculator
bedlam cube
part of the stand for router
top of clilds toy pot
3 scrunched up post it notes
blank digital video tape (wrapped)
new business postcard from local printer (fucking expensive)
delivery note for 2 mobile phones
empty cd case
free cd from newspaper
Clutch pencil
la cie rugged hard drive
box of staples
an organiser tray - contents - 2 portable dvd remote controls, 3 rechargable batteries, part of a scalextric bridge support, 2 alun keys, one unused plaster, 2 rubber eyeballs, cycling proficiency badge, tweezers, selection of business cards, bag of plectrums, cracker puzzle, digital video tape box (empty), glasses cloth, cracker padlock, hairclip, glasses case with glasses.
ipod speakers
headphones
coffee mug
2 blockebuster dvds - to be returned in the next 20 minutes
and a pile of paperwork