Brew hums in the background:
“It’s a long way to Tipperary, It’s a long way to go…”

Brew…

I still sleep in my shelter…just incase the Belgians start up again…

”Knees up muvver braaaawn…Knees up muvvver braaaawn”

DB

Belgians? You were attacked by mad monk brewers?

The English have a history of alcohol related violence

Of course, that is something Croats know nothing about
:takes the hatchet and half empty bottle of brandy and calls his wife:

She been at your cabbage brandy again?

Violence allowed my friend!

Brew…

Chop off one of her legs…stop her running away…

DB

male enlightenment hasn’t reached TC yet…

She`s been drinking my moonshine again…
What you call violence, we call… love…

brewberry - 19 May 2008 10:47 PM

What you call violence, we call… love…

that should be a t-shirt slogan

Brew…

Show your love by locking her back in the cage…We know what to do…and she’ll appreciate it.

DB

naughtyteddy - 19 May 2008 10:22 PM

yeah, you heard it on the wireless between bombing raids in the blitz…

Wireless? When did they cut the string between the cans?

oldwilli

There’s a hole in my pocket. Confucious he say,‘man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day’.

Wanderlei…..

No…

Confucious he say “man with hole in pocket…Lose all his loose change”

DB