A man jumps into a wood chipper to commit suicide.

Here is the story clicky

There is apparently a video so here’s a challenge. Go find it.

I suppose if you want to commit suicide by wood chipper then you should choose a big one to guarantee getting the job done. I don’t think he’d have got out of this one alive.

However, it is possible to survive being chipped.

Kitten goes through a wood chipper (happy ending)

Wasn’t there an episode of the X-Files that had this as a theme?

oldwilli

meshan - 17 May 2008 01:20 PM

There is apparently a video so here’s a challenge. Go find it.

Yeah, lovely…

It was probably just a cry for help

Word is his father did the same,he was a chip off the old block

he had extensive injuries to his head and trunk

Ok here we go

He was barking mad.

Oh dear

well, i wood have thought he was

just leaf him alone

After, he was asked by friends how he felt; “Chipper” he replied.


Oh the shame.

I think he’s feeling pine now

He’s gonna branch out into hanging next

Thankfully the store across the way “Logged” the whoe thing on video so we can prevent this in the future. I’ll be glad we can turn over a new leaf.