Wierdest suicide ever (maybe): request for video
Posted: 17 May 2008 01:20 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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A man jumps into a wood chipper to commit suicide.

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There is apparently a video so here’s a challenge. Go find it.

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Posted: 17 May 2008 02:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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I suppose if you want to commit suicide by wood chipper then you should choose a big one to guarantee getting the job done. I don’t think he’d have got out of this one alive.

However, it is possible to survive being chipped.

Kitten goes through a wood chipper (happy ending)

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Posted: 17 May 2008 05:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Wasn’t there an episode of the X-Files that had this as a theme?

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Posted: 17 May 2008 06:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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meshan - 17 May 2008 01:20 PM

There is apparently a video so here’s a challenge. Go find it.

Yeah, lovely…

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Posted: 17 May 2008 06:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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It was probably just a cry for help

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Posted: 17 May 2008 08:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Word is his father did the same,he was a chip off the old block smirk

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Posted: 17 May 2008 08:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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he had extensive injuries to his head and trunk smirk

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Posted: 17 May 2008 08:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Ok here we go

He was barking mad.

Oh dear

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Posted: 17 May 2008 08:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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well, i wood have thought he was

just leaf him alone

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Posted: 17 May 2008 08:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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After, he was asked by friends how he felt; “Chipper” he replied.


Oh the shame.

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Posted: 17 May 2008 08:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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I think he’s feeling pine now

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Posted: 17 May 2008 08:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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He’s gonna branch out into hanging next

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Posted: 18 May 2008 04:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Thankfully the store across the way “Logged” the whoe thing on video so we can prevent this in the future. I’ll be glad we can turn over a new leaf.

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