I got this e-mail and i don’t know what to do next! I’m sure i’ve seen someone post something similar before, can i please get some advice.

I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.
From: Mr. David Campbell ()
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Sent:17 May 2008 15:45:26
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Greetings!!

Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics. May I introduce myself as Mr. David Campbell a staff member in the accounts management section of the bank here in London.
One of our accounts with holding balance of £25,549,250.00 (Twenty five Million five Hundred and fourth nine Thousand two Hundred and fifty British Pounds) has been dormant.
From my investigations and confirmations, the owner of this account is a foreigner who died long time ago. Since then nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money as he has no family member who is aware of the existence of either the account or the funds. Information from the National Immigration also states that he was single on entry the country. I have confidentially discussed this issue with one of the top officials in the bank and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with.

We thus propose to do business with you, standing in as the next of kin of the deceased and have the funds released to you after due processes have been followed.

This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other Illegal act.
On your interest, let me hear from you.

Warmest Regards,

Mr. David Campbell.

Where do they find the time for this crap?

Strange that this is the first time someone from London has called me ‘foreign’, must have something to do with being Scottish......

Mr.Deeds in real life?

-A.Filth

I got this, what should I do?

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Sent: 09 May 2008 14:45:43

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EDIT - I decided to hit delete.

There is a website, the name escapes me, where they purposely waste as much of these conmen’s time as possible, basically seeing how long they can string them along by making them think they will get the money. I remember one guy made some bloke in Nigeria reinact the Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch using a hired video camera in an actual shop… very surreal.

I did this once, pretended to be a representitive of a Japanese drinks company on business in England… kept him going for a couple of weeks!

The name of the site that fucks about with the scammers is ‘Scamorama’…

Some of the scams there make very funny reading…

DB

they keep telling me that they need to use an american bank account to release millions to, which is why they they have contacted me. i think the AOL confuses them. I’m thankful my IP isnt virgin or god knows what they’d ask for

the best spam I get remains the ones with my name followed by “BIGGER BREASTS - MEN WILL LOOK”.

you have to admit you don’t see man-tits advertised that often.

I’d like to share some of your good fortune too.

Just a million or two of it and I’ll not bother you again.