Another crap email I recieved. I tried to find a video link as well but with no luck......

This is too funny.  Especially when are beginning to see the need for some of these things in your future…
Julie Andrews Turns 69 ... this is hysterical
To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a
special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit
of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was
‘My Favorite Things’ from the legendary movie ‘Sound Of Music’. Here are the lyrics she used:

(Sing It!)… If you sing it, its especially hysterical !!!
Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails
and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These
are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillac’s and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and
Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches
with swings, These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I
simply remember my favorite things, And then I don’t feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or
food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they
bring, These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin’, Thin bones and
fractures and hair that is thinnin’, And we won’t mention our short
shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then
I remember the great life I’ve had, And then I don’t feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over
four minutes and repeated encores.)

...I am so glad I am only 26!

She once got her tits out in a film but I cant remember what it was? can anyone help.
I have my one words for the above song..

(sing along)
nose bleeds and punchups, and shit on my shoes, bag heads and crack heads
me sniffing the glue, kicking the fuck out of a tit who stole my ring,
these are a few of my favourite things

toe nails and veruccas, and licking the puss, mugging the grannys who get on my bus
Sat on the seat and sat on a bee, the little fucking twat fucking stung me,
these are a few of my favourite things.

When my dick leaks, when my pill peaks, and the trip goes bad,
I simply remember my favourite thing, then I throw up in a bag

Hot hash, and big bongs, and strippers in tight thongs
bouncy big boobies, and nice hairless minges, reminds me of times when I knew some ninjas.

One line… Two lines feeling so numb, hoping I dont wake up with a sore bum
Then I think what a great night Ive had, and I dont feel so bad…

Fuck it I dont feel bad at all Im fucking Wired HAVE IT

Spaceworm

“...and nice hairless minges, reminds me of times when I knew some ninjas”

Fucking brilliant,for someones who’s lit,fuckin brilliant.

Nice one , bleve

I like both versions!

Spaceworm, she actually got her tits out in two films. “SOB” and “Darling Lili”.

Spartan

I want nun sex now.

Any nuns read TC?

Spaceworm I loved it. Pure poetry. Much more suitable for all ages. 

Well Spaceworm...Your version was much more enjoyable for me. Well done...did you write it yourself?

Spaceworm is our poet

and Bleve’s new pic is just fookin hot, I had to mention. holy crap.

Wow someone private messaged me saying that too. Thanks. Funny how some of you are secretive and others want the world to know they’re opinions. I’m quite honored and entertained at the same time. Snowball? BTW, are you male or female? Just curious.

snowball lives in France,nuff said.

bleve - 25 May 2008 06:15 AM

Well Spaceworm...Your version was much more enjoyable for me. Well done...did you write it yourself?

yep it kame from mi hed

Spaceworm

Wanderlei - 25 May 2008 06:47 PM

snowball lives in France,nuff said.

yep, but that gives me all the cheese advantage

btw Bleve, I’m male (as you’ve probably guessed by now). there’s evidence of it around here too, if you want to look for it

bleve,there’s a video....

bleve…

Great pic!

B6

Still waiting for the one to go on the NSFW FP