My ears (eyes) are open. Sorta. LOL I’m still sleepy. Lagging today.

Send her your video snowball

Oh dear are you sure it’s something I want to wake up to Wanderlei?

snowball - 30 May 2008 07:53 PM

my ass has lot to teach, you just listen closely.

Wanderlei - 30 May 2008 08:04 PM

Send her your video snowball

does she deserve that?

you choose how to interpret this, Bleve

Got this in an email. It has to do with religion so why the hell not I say!?

How did the Human Race Appear?

A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’

The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was created.’

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, ‘Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
and Dad said they developed from monkeys?’

The mother answered, ‘Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family
and your father told you about his.’

HYPOCRITE

You, Saguaro Cactus,
should be ashamed.
One month you stand sanctimonious.
lean ribbed beneath a thorny vestment,
a halo on your head,
while I, a stranger in your land,
admired your ascetic guantness,
your cloistered resignation.
Than at first oppurtunity
you flip off the halo and take to drink,
until you stand with swollen nose,
bloated belly, swaying with the breeze,
a sodden spectacle
in guilty disrepute,
pretending to be innocent.
And yet, now that your weaknesses
are known, you seem only a little naughty
perhaps a bit adventuresome,
and of the two of you
I like your humanness
the best.

-Guanetta Gordon

bleve - 05 June 2008 05:26 AM

The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was created.’

Okay, this raises a very important question, if adam and eve had children, and the children grow up and have kids of there own to create mankind, who do the kids/adults fuck, because the only choice they have is to sleep with either there Dad/mum or Brother/Sister, this means according to the shitty religion theory, mankind was created by incest, yet in the bible incest ins’t allowed. So at this stage, I would rather evolve from apes then be created by incest.

incest is very much allowed in the Bible, check Lot and his daughters - and it was their idea, not daddy’s.

that being said, the amount of inbreeding such a theory implies would explain the general intellectual level of mankind quite easily…

snowball - 09 June 2008 11:55 PM

that being said, the amount of inbreeding such a theory implies would explain the general intellectual level of mankind quite easily…[/quote

Not necessarily, because it is not only intelligence but genetic defects, and if we all came from incest then mankind wouldn’t survive as long as it has done, also. I never knew that about incest, I have never read the bible and never intend too.

I saw Star Trek. All the planets were seeded by a long forgotten alien.

It’s why we look so similar to Vulcans and Klingons.

and you didnt do religion at school?

read revelations, its fucking hilarious

naughtyteddy - 10 June 2008 12:17 AM

and you didnt do religion at school?

read revelations, its fucking hilarious

I did RE for 1 year, but it was on Hinduism, Islam, and every other religion except Christian. I had the choice of doing it for a GCSE, but I thought it would be more fun to hit myself around the head with a brick that has been wrapped around a thinly sliced lemon.

benefit of a northern irish education, force fed religion from the age of 4. at least i know what i dont believe in, in great detail. we did 2 weeks about judaism as a token gesture of integration

My mum made me go to Sunday school.

I can make a cross out of tapers.