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Posted: 22 September 2008 12:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 271 ]  
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i know someone who works for CERN, and the story that the large hydron collider is broken is just a cover story. What really happened is they started it up and God appeared and said “all you had to do was bloody ask instead of all this pissing about”....

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Posted: 22 September 2008 12:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 272 ]  
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Take me with you NaughtyTeddy, take me with you.  Asmatic Camel, you can just take me.

I’m feeling really, really slutty today.

Oh god, I just read what theOtherguy wrote, I’m inclined to agree with him.  How about some penis pics?

There I go again…

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Posted: 22 September 2008 12:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 273 ]  
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the0ther guy, ask yourself why you believe in God.

There’s not a shred of evidence to show that this thing exists. If you need a comfort blanket, they’re available at Mothercare.

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Posted: 22 September 2008 12:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 274 ]  
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you sure he didn’t say “oie, stop bloody proving my theory of creationism wrong, it took me centuries to get people to believe that”

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Posted: 22 September 2008 12:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 275 ]  
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you lot have made me resort to this

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Posted: 22 September 2008 12:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 276 ]  
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asthmatic camel - 22 September 2008 12:25 PM

the0ther guy, ask yourself why you believe in God.

There’s not a shred of evidence to show that this thing exists. If you need a comfort blanket, they’re available at Mothercare.

i agree that for a lot of people ‘God’ does take the role of a comfort blanket IE God protect me, i can never prove the existence of God to you, i already said that, but there are also many things in the world that could be attributed to him, can you prove that God didn’t knock the particles together to create the big bang, no you can’t so just as i can’t prove, you can disprove, i don’t want to make you believe, i just don’t like others telling me i shouldn’t just cause they don’t just as i hate the Mormon fucker who turns up on my doorstep telling me i need to find Jesus in my life or I’ll burn in some really hot place with a guy shoving a pitchfork up my ass, (i believe for humper that’s probably heaven, which just goes to show how fucked up the view of heaven and hell is)

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Posted: 22 September 2008 12:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 277 ]  
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if there wasnt a god then id have to say ‘oh invisible being in the sky’, ‘oh power of humanity to do the greater good’, or ‘oh ability to have faith in myself and not rely on made up creators’ when i cum, and to be honest that would just really spoil the moment

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Posted: 22 September 2008 12:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 278 ]  
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and before we all get too worked up

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Posted: 22 September 2008 12:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 279 ]  
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Sorry, NT, but I always think of you when I watch this…

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Posted: 22 September 2008 01:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 280 ]  
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asthmatic camel - 22 September 2008 12:56 PM

Sorry, NT, but I always think of you when I watch this…

tis a dirty,filthy thing to be sure cheese

will you have a wee cup of tea? ah go on you will, ah go on, go on, go on, go on etc etc

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Posted: 22 September 2008 01:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 281 ]  
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...and then Teddy drops her coat to reveal a Basque and black stockings…and hits you across the ass with a rather large cucumber…

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Posted: 22 September 2008 01:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 282 ]  
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this may suprise you, but not all my bedroom activities involve fruit and veg

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Posted: 22 September 2008 01:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 283 ]  
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Ok…


...and then Teddy drops her coat to reveal a Basque and black stockings…and hits you across the ass with a rather large pick-axe handle, with nails in it…

cheese

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Posted: 22 September 2008 01:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 284 ]  
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asthmatic camel - 22 September 2008 12:25 PM

the0ther guy, ask yourself why you believe in God.

There’s not a shred of evidence to show that this thing exists. If you need a comfort blanket, they’re available at Mothercare.

i agree that for a lot of people ‘God’ does take the role of a comfort blanket IE God protect me, i can never prove the existence of God to you, i already said that, but there are also many things in the world that could be attributed to him, can you prove that God didn’t knock the particles together to create the big bang, no you can’t so just as i can’t prove, you can disprove, i don’t want to make you believe, i just don’t like others telling me i shouldn’t just cause they don’t just as i hate the Mormon fucker who turns up on my doorstep telling me i need to find Jesus in my life or I’ll burn in some really hot place with a guy shoving a pitchfork up my ass, (i believe for humper that’s probably heaven, which just goes to show how fucked up the view of heaven and hell is)

Even if I wanted to, I couldn’t stop you from believing in nonsense; you’re free to believe in anything which appeals. All DB and I are saying is that there’s no reason to believe in any supernatural entity other than being taught to do so.

Seriously, would the concept of a supreme being have occurred to you if some daft fucker hadn’t told you it exists?

I doubt it.

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Posted: 22 September 2008 02:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 285 ]  
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Camel…

You gotta think of the caveman that see the first lightning strike on one of its group…

Struck down from above…‘Worship the big, invisible ‘death dealer’, that lives in the sky’...

And there was born ‘religion’...

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