Ok, everyone knows the joke; Why is sex with a fat bird like riding a moped? They are fun to ride till your mates see you on one.

The point of that joke, I had moped sex.

Who can beat this for a great weekend. Saturday night (after a few beers) I managed to persuade a girl to take me home (see face book picture below for quality). So she lived £30 in a taxi away, she stayed in a 1 room maisonette shared with 2 homosexual gentlemen who slept on the floor. Being drunk I decided to step over the said gentlemen and jump on the bed.

The room was divided up with 3 drawing pins and a sheet. Now looking back on this I have to admit she was not the best looking bird, but the worst part of it was when she took out her false teeth (?) to give me a blow job.

Everything about this event was horrid, exept that she gave me the best blow job, bar none, that I have ever had.

The question is, should I blow this girl off, or should I play along and keep getting my willy sucked.

If she’s not “the one” don’t waste each others time. While you’re using her for sex, her or your perfect match could slip by. Lifes too short to string people along.

Be honest with her though, don’t be a cunt about it!

I always picture my “the one” having teeth.

fat birds need love too.......

ok, i’m just gona put it out there meshan. it’s gona sound shallow. but we need to be honest yeh?

she’s fat and has no teeth.

done.

i hope that helps meshan. i really really do.

meshan - 02 June 2008 06:24 PM

I always picture my “the one” having teeth.

Then I have the perfect match for you…

meshan - 02 June 2008 06:13 PM

Ok, everyone knows the joke; Why is sex with a fat bird like riding a moped? They are fun to ride till your mates see you on one.

The point of that joke, I had moped sex.

Can I just point out that ‘He is a moped’ or ‘He is a bit of a Vespa’ refers to a two stroke engine

In

followed by

Out

repeat is unlikely to be necessary lol!

I am utterly disgusted how no one has pointed this out yet..... you paid £30 to have sex with a fat, toothless, sea monster...Think about it, you paid to have sex with that. You better go back for more to get your monies worth, but for the love of god don’t tell anyone else about it.

spearce10 - 02 June 2008 06:26 PM

fat birds need love too.......

Fat bottomed girls do make the world go around.

R-Boris - 02 June 2008 07:36 PM

I am utterly disgusted how no one has pointed this out yet..... you paid £30 to have sex with a fat, toothless, sea monster...Think about it, you paid to have sex with that. You better go back for more to get your monies worth, but for the love of god don’t tell anyone else about it.

And another £30 to get home.

She saw you coming then…

Why embarrass her by posting her picture? Even fat girls with false teeth have dignity. Her only mistake is taking home a guy who would post her mug on the internet. Seriously, I think this is in poor taste and it ruins it for other guys who are willing to have a one night stand and let the girl live her life in peace. You can tell us about your escapades but do you really need to humiliate her more?

She did give you one hell of a blow job. Respect for that at least.

Meshan, you are really quite a gent.


Saying that, she does have dark curly hair.  I’ve always wanted to have a girl like that wrap her hair around my knob and wank me off.  If that odd?

El Mas Pingon - 02 June 2008 08:11 PM

Why embarrass her by posting her picture? Even fat girls with false teeth have dignity. Her only mistake is taking home a guy who would post her mug on the internet. Seriously, I think this is in poor taste and it ruins it for other guys who are willing to have a one night stand and let the girl live her life in peace. You can tell us about your escapades but do you really need to humiliate her more?

She did give you one hell of a blow job. Respect for that at least.

Your lucky. I tried to take a picture of her naked with my phone.

You should contact Santiago Segura. There`s a blockbuster hiding in this

Hang on, I just read the thread again.  You spent £60 in taxis?  You must be able to get at least three noshes off the local prossies for that.

Or, break it down.  Quick shag behind the bus shelter for £30.  Blow job for £20.  Hand job for £10.
That’s you’re weekend entertainment sorted.