meshan - 04 June 2008 11:17 PM

Shes just happy when I don’t bring loose women to family functions.

I’m taking loose to mean elastic.
So there.

meshan - 04 June 2008 11:17 PM

Just loking for love

My mums given up expecting grndkids from me. Shes just happy when I don’t bring loose women to family functions.

Then find the skankiest ho you can, take her along to the next function and if you’re mum says anything just tip her the wink and say “don’t worry she’s tighter than a 10 year old”

Holy shit, 25 pages, I only read page one, this is a strange thread.

keep reading, it pays off

It’s worth the effort.

Just had a good read through, great thread - Meshan, you are a cad (but a TC legend in the making ).

Cheers,
SD

Meshan, no updates on tooth fairy?

Nah, she’s given up txting me.

I realy should have been a man and told her I wasn’t interested. (I took the cowards way out and ignored her)

There are plenty more fish in the sea,

So don’t worry about the gumjob giving whale dude…

-A.Filth

I’m taking a girl out tonight who is about 4’5” in heels. (I’m 6’2”)

Has all her own teeth though

meshan - 13 June 2008 05:17 PM

I’m taking a girl out tonight who is about 4’5” in heels.

Has she got a flat head?

A preview:

meshan - 13 June 2008 05:17 PM

Has all her own teeth though

Theres a good start

She has a TV in her forehead and can breath through her ears

Sea Dog - 13 June 2008 05:18 PM

meshan - 13 June 2008 05:17 PM

I’m taking a girl out tonight who is about 4’5” in heels.

Has she got a flat head?

.. So you can put a pint on the top while she blows?