...i just spent the last hour tracking down ‘ice cream van chimes’ on the web…

I wanted ‘Greensleeves’ (‘cos thats what my local ice cream man plays)...but i couldn’t find it anywhere..I mean nowhere on any site…

But anyways…i found about 5 other tunes…(and thats about it.)

I’ve burnt them to a disc…

Can ya’ guess what i’m gonna do?

DB

(PS..and no..i dont own an ‘ice cream van’)

De_Bunk - 23 June 2008 01:00 AM

...i just spent the last hour tracking down ‘ice cream van chimes’ on the web…

I wanted ‘Greensleeves’ (‘cos thats what my local ice cream man plays)...but i couldn’t find it anywhere..I mean nowhere on any site…

But anyways…i found about 5 other tunes…(and thats about it.)

I’ve burnt them to a disc…

Can ya’ guess what i’m gonna do?

DB

DB, I hope your not trying to attract littles kids now with hopes of ice cream

Boris…

Apart from me wanting to annoy my neighbours…

Here’s why…

A few days ago i heard ‘Popeye the Sailor Man’ pulling up in his van…

Not a problem, you may think..

But then…5 minutes later…i heard ‘Greensleeves’ approaching from the distance…

It took me a second or so to work out what was happening…

Then i heard raised voices…

Oh dear….

‘Greensleeves’ had caught ‘Popeye’ on his patch…

Big bust-up in the street…Death threats all round…

‘Greensleeves’ wins…(and i’ve never really liked him)

Now i got some tunes of my own…

I’ll drive the fucker mad…parked round the corner…

DB

Your restarting the ice cream wars.

People died in those

Meshan…

I’m gonna be the fastest ice cream man in the county…

DB

i believe it dear de bunk.  just dont let your high hopes of irritating loud music and fast wits sink you in deeper than you wish to be.

good luck though, i cant wait to hear how it all turns out

Me ma used to say to us that if the music was playing it meant he’s run out

You still have waaaaaaaay too much spare time on your hands De_Bunk.

Humper..

It’s true…I gotta keep myself occupied..

DB

De_Bunk - 23 June 2008 08:43 AM

Humper..

It’s true…I gotta keep myself occupied..

DB

A job, maybe?  A girlfriend?

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Can ya’ guess what i’m gonna do?

DB

(PS..and no..i dont own an ‘ice cream van’)

I’m guessing James Mays police car gave you some inspiration

that actually sounds pretty fun. film the wanker going nuts and show us.

i’ve got the funniest picture of mr frosty belting the shit out of mr whippy.

that sounds like a scat film lukai

Teddy…

You guessed it…and then began my evil plan to send all the kids round here into a frenzy…

It will be like they are lving in the ‘Twilight Zone’...they can hear it…but they can’t see it…

I can just imagine a slow drive past the grossly overweight family who live up the road…and who rely on the ice cream man for their daily intake of calories…

They definitely scream for ice cream…

DB

PS…

Lukai…It was ‘Greensleeves’ against ‘Popeye the Sailor Man’...

(Popeye being the new kid on the block…trying to muscle in on Greensleeves patch)

Well, now they got a mysterious, van to contend with…that always seems to be ‘just out of sight’..

For i am the ‘Phantom Ice Cream Vendor’...(I’ll probably start a new ‘local legend’...)

DB

There is a downside to your plan. The kids will find where the noise is coming from, and you will like the pied piper. Then you will get a reputation for being that strange guy who lures children…