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My heart bleeds for the poor ol’ Queen of England..
 
De_Bunk
Posted: 29 June 2008 02:51 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2906_queens_got_talent.shtml

Who gives a flying shit…

She can kiss my mutha fuckin’ ass…

Oh dear…she’s only got $640,000,000 left…and an art collection worth $20,000,000,000 (billion)

There is ZERO need for them to even exist…

Worthless cunts…Who the fuck are they anyways…

Nothing to me…Zero jack shit….

Their time is soon to be over…They ain’t needed for the running of the UK…

And as the Cockney ‘Sun’ would say…“Good ol’ Queenie…Gawd bless her”

Fuck ‘em all…

I’d tell her to ‘fuck off’ if she ever walked upto me…

DB

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Posted: 29 June 2008 02:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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De_Bunk - 29 June 2008 02:51 AM

I’d tell her to ‘fuck off’ if she ever walked upto me…

DB

she often in the off licence buying special brew then?

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Posted: 29 June 2008 02:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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She goes to HMV

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Posted: 29 June 2008 10:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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De_Bunk for president!

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Posted: 29 June 2008 04:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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I like a head of state that isn’t career driven or coruptable for political gains.

Come the revolution

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Posted: 29 June 2008 04:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Meshan…

Have we just woken up…???

cheese

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Posted: 29 June 2008 04:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Yes. I got in at 5am.

In the words of the imortal Danny Glover (lethal weapon)

I’m to old for this shit

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Posted: 29 June 2008 05:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Get outta my country DB.


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Posted: 29 June 2008 05:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Poor old Queen. Give me a fuckin’ break.
Wait till Chuck takes over. You’ll be sorry De_Bunk! Hehehe!

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De_Bunk
Posted: 29 June 2008 06:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Bovine…

You..‘Farmer..Ooh arr..Me cabbages are looking good this year’.. bastard…

I moved to the UK in 1973, from the USA…I was 10yrs old…

I am as farkin’ ‘British’ as you now…(even tho’ i still use US English sometimes in my spellings)

Go check on your turnips..or something…

Mutha fucka…

cheese

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Posted: 29 June 2008 06:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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DB, shhhhhhh.  Although I am impressed that being an immigrant you’re not forced to collect cockles on the beach near you for a living.
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Posted: 29 June 2008 06:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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My forefathers sweat in the fields and blead on the land, to make this country Great Britain.

Mother of the free

I’m feeling all patriotic today

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Posted: 29 June 2008 06:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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In case anyone wants to sing along

Land of hope and glory
Mother of the free,
How shall we extol thee,
Who are born of thee.
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set,
God who made thee mighty
Make thee mightier yet
God who made thee mighty
Make thee mightier yet

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Posted: 29 June 2008 07:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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Fuck the monarchy. Fuck reactionary fools and those that find a comfort blanket in supplication and tradition

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meshan
Posted: 29 June 2008 07:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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Tradition defines who we are and pays thanks for the struggles that define what we have become.

Plus it give us a sence of identity that seperates us from the socialist dream of a mono-identity Euro superstate

Stand tall stand proud

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Posted: 29 June 2008 07:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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I understand. We need Aristocracy for identity and without Aristocracy we are quasi-socialists with no pride and low self esteem. We also Troop the Colour to pay homage to an Iconic and benevolent family whose lineage can be traced back to pre-Internet times and whose struggle has paralleled it’s nations perfectly.

My pride is in our culture,geography,men and women- devoid of insignia and social superfluity

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