naughtyteddy - 29 June 2008 07:52 PM

sometimes doing things by the book get better results. When theres next a promotion he will be overlooked and so his career will be fucked and maybe he will leave. At least he will leave you alone

and in a few months when its not totally obvious its you, an anon call to the cops that he’s drink driving, paint stripper on his car, spray perfume and lipstick on this collar if he’s married.... (and crap on his desk)

at the moment it would be obvious its you. Patience is a virtue

I think I will go with this one

But anyother suggestions are very welcome no matter how bizarr.

Thanks I love revenge

Can you get hold of his car keys? throw a fresh fish under the spare wheel in his boot....won’t stay fresh very long

My boss’ car cost almost as much as my house, sadly he never lets the keys out of his sight.

Sea Dog - 29 June 2008 08:34 PM

Can you get hold of his car keys? throw a fresh fish under the spare wheel in his boot....won’t stay fresh very long

thats a crackig idea but knowing my luck I wont be able to get it in to his car and I will be stuck with a fish in my car all day.
you cant beat the summer ad a wet fish mmmmm. cool if I could do it though

get it from asda, they vacumn pack them so there’s no smell. then open it when you get his keys

find a place with no CCTV where he parks, put few sugar cubes inside his tank

alternatives: 
stick a soft potato inside his exhaust pipe, last place to check on it, car wont start or will bust the carburator for good.

use super glue on windshield

the ultimate:

brake car’s window and empty extinguisher inside the car. fucks the both interior and all electronics.. ususally have to rebuild all

thats evil and very cool, I like the superglue, I was going to put in his locks but then remembered most cars have central locking

How about some blackmail and self-harm ?

i convinced one of my work mates his girlfriend cheated on him, (forgot that he lived with her, so when he kicked off he got kicked out...)

ask this guy:

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/11489/

How about drop those nasty little arse clingons into the freeze dried coffee. You can be extra nice to him make him loads of drinks, always knowing that he’ll be drinking your shit.

Hide his mug

meshan, thats just going too far. what kind of sick evil twisted man are you?

Fair enough.

If you have the time a long campaign of psycological warfare is the best revenge.

Swap the pictures in his office, hide little things and steal the ink from his pens. Trust me, stuff like that drives people nuts

ask this guy:

Is right, my friend