“Knock Off Nigel”…UK TV adverts against web piracy…
Posted: 08 July 2008 07:45 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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They got it so wrong…

How fuckin’ stupid are they ?

The catchphrase is rapidly becoming a ‘badge of honour’ in the UK…

Round my way they have even reduced it to ‘Kon’...as in ‘Go and see ‘KON’...He’ll hook you up’

The BPI and the rest are so out of touch with reality…

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Posted: 08 July 2008 07:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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They are shit adverts.
That being said, you need to start associating with people from a better socio-economic background.

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Posted: 08 July 2008 07:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Deeveedee, deeveedee. Those little Chineese fellas crack me up

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Posted: 08 July 2008 08:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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certainly made me stop doing it… rolleyes

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Posted: 08 July 2008 09:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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These adverts pissed me off too. I mean, who is it supposed to be appealing to? People who don’t know it’s wrong? Well that amounts to a total of er… zero people. How about people who don’t want to risk the very small chance of some cock they know giving them an extremely slight insult by calling them “Knock Off Nigel”, which would actually make them look more like a dick for saying it in the first place? I doubt that totals very many people either. Basically, it appeals to no one, informs you of nothing, and won’t stop anyone doing anything. So, money well spent.

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Posted: 08 July 2008 09:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Cheers fitch, feel better?

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Posted: 08 July 2008 09:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Not really… it will take more than that to make me better… *twitch*

But seriously, I really hate people trying tell people things they already know. It’s an odd practice, because surely no one assumes people don’t know it’s wrong? Then why tell people some more? I only VERY rarely watch anything I haven’t paid for, and it’s not out of respect for anyone, it’s because I’m never that desperate to see most things. I play ROMs of old games, but as far as I’m concerned they are old money anyway, the publishers can’t make anything from them. Only if they employed someone to sit next to illegal downloaders etc. to shout “STOP FUCKING PIRATING THINGS!” in their ear would any drive ever work. It’s like those warnings at the start of DVDs and stuff.

“Time to enjoy this legally acquired DVD copy, which I’m assured there is nothing wrong with whatsoever… oh… what… piracy… illegal?! NOOOO!” This man threw his DVD out the window and, in a fit of guilt, later turned himself in to the police. Or not, as that would NEVER HAPPEN.

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Posted: 08 July 2008 09:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Fitch - 08 July 2008 09:06 PM

So, money well spent.

Depends on the quality of the copy really.
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Posted: 08 July 2008 09:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Fitch - 08 July 2008 09:06 PM

So, money well spent.

Depends on the quality of the copy really.
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...and how much money you spent that is…

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Posted: 08 July 2008 10:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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The new ads are shit compared to this late ninties classic.

Character acting at its finest…

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Posted: 09 July 2008 06:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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This could work

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Posted: 09 July 2008 10:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Meshan…

Yeh...if you wanted to spend the next month in prison…

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Posted: 11 July 2008 05:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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its a piss poor advert.

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