Parachutist crashes into military band - was it R-Boris??
Posted: 18 July 2008 08:13 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Thursday 17th July
FORT RILEY, Kan. — A parachutist went off course Thursday at the start of a military review, dropped feet-first into the 1st Infantry Division’s band and injured three members.

Several thousand people watched the first of two civilian parachutists land successfully, but the second one landed on the 30-member division band, about 50 yards off target. A gasp went up from the crowd, followed by silence as at least a dozen people rushed over to help.

“I hear, ‘Oh, expletive,’ and immediately, I hear a crash,”’ said the band’s commander, Chief Warrant Officer Scott MacDonald

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Wasn`t he supposed to scream `timber` or something while falling down and destroying the brass section?
Ah, wait… With all that noise, they couldn`t hear him

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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Did he get a drum-roll?

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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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pity he landed on the trumpet, whenever he farts people think Johnny Briggs is on

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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Ah, I remember Johhny Briggs.  Although I was always confused how suddenly they found a cellar door in the living room.

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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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they moved the bookcase the previous occupant had left. that Mr Fritzl was so forgetful....

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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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I just google image searched it - I’d forgotten all about his odd sister.

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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Johnny Briggs is Mike Baldwin from Corrie

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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Wanderlei - 18 July 2008 11:41 PM

Johnny Briggs is Mike Baldwin from Corrie

Yeah, was reminded of that as well when I image searched.
He looks freakishly like my dad now which is just odd.

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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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My dad looks like Norman Lamont

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