When staying in the rather plush Holiday Inn, Ashford, it is not a good idea to use the free TV based internet access to look at totallynsfw.com.

For if you decide to look at beach babes part four, the system really doesn’t like the amount of bandwidth used and freezes up with naked girls on the screen.

The whole system froze for 2 days and I couldn’t use the remote or turn the TV off.

So I did what anyone would do.

Cover the TV with a towel and check out without saying a word

Sorry but I must disagree… there is no such thing as a “rather plush Holiday Inn” the two things just can not exist in the same sentence!

Agreed, Dr Fox - my idea of “roughing it” is staying at a Holiday Inn instead of a Hyatt.

@Meshan, you couldn’t pull the power plug to reset the system ...?

oldwilli

should of left them a note next to it saying TC belongs on their screens anyway…and its free.

All Your Screen Belong To Us

could have been worse, could have been the last post it froze on

The plug had a sticker on it saying do not unplug

I panicked

I was quite shocked it was a nice Holiday Inn.

meshan - 19 July 2008 03:05 PM

The plug had a sticker on it saying do not unplug

I panicked

you muppet  

Bailey will like this one.

The hotel adult movie was Doctor Screw. An alien who comes to earth with his sonic dildo an shags birds from diferent eras through time.

Well worth £8

You paid £8 for softcore?

It’s lonely in hotel rooms

Laptop, DVD drive, sorted

or just find some real female company

It had a great story

And it usually takes me more than a week to wear down a woman

Thats some stamina you’ve got there meshan

I agree with Gary. Laptop, some downloaded porn from Pornstars threads, headphones. Done.

Either that or a £5 subscription to the hotel wireless broadband (it’s free in most Irish hotels - though generally you can only get it in the lobby so you might get arrested), TotallyNSFW, sorted…