German men are the world’s worst lovers, according to a poll of 10,000 women travellers.

They are branded selfish in bed while second-placed Swedes are too quick.

Third are the “too rough” Dutch, followed by “too dominant Americans, “soppy” Welshmen and “too loud” Scots.

Englishmen were voted 10th worst for being too chubby. Turks were sweaty, Greeks smelly and Russians hairy.

Women from 50 countries were quizzed on social networking site WAYN.com.

Spokesman Peter Ward said: “Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango.”

Italian men were voted best lovers followed by males from France, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, Spain, Denmark, New Zealand, Brazil and Canada.

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Let’s start the TC lineup:

Italy -
Ireland - DFS
South Africa - b6ndit
Australia - hxr400
Spain -
Denmark - Willy Wanka ?
New Zealand
Brazil -
Canada - oldwilli & fixguy (let’s arm wrestle for it!)

oldwilli

oh thank you for mentioning the only Pole around…

edit: i shopped around after that news and it nver mentions other nations that ‘ol willi cited. it’s supposed to be list of 50. I NEEEEEED that information to reasure myself

Willy is Dutch

I’m rooting for Australia here

norway