The dog didn’t start barking (which was strange, i thought)...but the door handle was banging away…I could see it moving…

I jumped outta bed…and then heard a kids voice say… “Dad…I cant open it”

Err…WTF?...i thought.

Then i heard a man, talking quietly, say “No…i meant the little white door..” (The ‘little white door’ is where the electric meters are)

So…i unlock the door and look out…

It was the Milkman…He had his 7yr old son with him, helping him drop off the milk on his round…

The dad must have said ‘Open the door and put the milk inside’

Bless his little cottons…The kid thought he had to take every pint inside the house and put it in the fridge..

DB

Ah

baby milkmen.

Mesh…

I hope it’s the kid who comes round collecting the money…

I can see it now…“Here’s a million Zimbabwe dollar note..Keep the change”

DB

Oi kid. no buying penny chews and Beeno comics.

Youse have Milkman!?

I thought they were only from the olden days!!

I didnt think they still existed!

Well they definatly dont in Australia!

Hxr400…

I live in rural, countryside England…

We still got Milkmen…who bring the bread, eggs and milk…and now ‘dog food’ apparently…

DB

Tony Martin would’ve blasted the little fellas face off .

I get my milk delivered too

DB, you have a very intelligent dog.

“Huh, what’s that noise? 5.30? It’s the milkman. ZZZZZZZZZZ”

Camel…

My dog thinks every child is bringing him something to eat…and then to play and run about…and still is the ‘boss’...

It is easy to condition any dog to that way of thinking…(plus he must have heard the milkman pull up outside and heard his voice…and the fact that a child is no threat to me or him)

The dog worked it out in his head that there was no threat…as it was a child…and heard the milk float…

That’s why he didnt bark..

I know why…I have a smart dog…

DB

Sausages?

Kid or adult.

I would’ve beat whoever was on the other side of my door.

Long Beach. It becomes instinct after a while.

Milkman? Thats cool, I hate having to go out and get milk.

-A.Filth

Its apparently starting back up as its more enviromentally friendly.. which i thinks good.
1.Im lazy.
2.Re-use the glass bottles.
3.Gold top may come back!!
4.Im lazy.

hxr400 - 26 July 2008 03:11 PM

Youse have Milkman!?

I thought they were only from the olden days!!

I didnt think they still existed!

Well they definatly dont in Australia!

You beat me to it man

Haha can you imagine what our milkman would look like…pluggers, stubbies and a basher lol

something like this

Here’s my local Milkman…

Ernie…

DB