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My poem to ’Sabine’ (from Top Gear)...
Posted: 27 July 2008 10:01 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Sabine, Sabine, Sabine…

Sabine, Sabine, Sabine…

Take off your leather gear and sit on my face…

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(If that dont impress her…Well…Hey, i know how to ‘sweet talk’ a woman)

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Put that to music and you have a hit

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Well, it’s almost a haiku.

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Hang on DB, you naughty mod, this thread should be in the appropriate section:

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewforum/54/

Honestly, I’m so dissapointed.

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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BovineIntent - 27 July 2008 10:14 PM

Hang on DB, you naughty mod, this thread should be in the appropriate section:

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewforum/54/

Honestly, I’m so dissapointed.


he’s not a mod, he’s a very naughty boy….but seriously he’s an admin wink

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Oh bull cock, a double post

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Sabine,you German
Race car driver,do you take
It up the arschen?

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Sabine, Sabine,
Know what I mean?


Next Oasis single apparently.

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Sabine Sabine,
greatest german female driver the world has seen,
tell me if you think you’re able,
to let all the boys take you over the kitchen table

its a love poem…..

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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. EPICTETUS (c 55-135 AD)

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Sabine drives car
A transit sometimes driven too
Sex in the shitter

Thats my haiku

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Posted: 27 July 2008 10:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Moved to ‘Totally Poems’...

cheese

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Posted: 27 July 2008 11:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Sabine, Sabine…
Where have you been…
Do you deep throat…
You sexy female person…

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Posted: 27 July 2008 11:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Sabine, Sabine,
don’t be so mean.
Answer a little question bitte,
do you take it up the Gary Glitter?

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Posted: 27 July 2008 11:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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Sabine,Sabine cunt so tight,
Sold for Euros in the night,
What immortal hand or thigh,
Could claim thy fearful buttockry

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Posted: 27 July 2008 11:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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Sabine, Sabine…
Are you a Vir-Geeeen…
Have you been spanked and wanked…
Or are you a shy woman with your prominent pert breasts..

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Posted: 27 July 2008 11:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Sabine, sabine,
Please don’t scream.
It’ll only take a second,
If you know what I mean.

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