From http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tim+westwood
The most annoying wigger in the world. Despite being the son of an English vicar, he constantly goes on about “keepin it real, yo, yo, y’all, you gotta, like, respeck, you know, yo roots, bro” in the worst fake-rapper voice ever. Also claims to play all the “freshest joints” even though he just sucks satanic record company cock like everyone else. “Thug rapping”, i.e. 14 year old girlfriendless masturbators trying to be hard and cool, also a favourite. What makes me laugh, is what if these rappers from New York or wherever came over here and tried to adopt English slang. They would be laughed off the air. So that means that whenever these rappers come to England, they must be like “Oh no, I gotta appear on Tim Westwood’s show and he’ll talk like the stupid wigger he is”. Also arranged to get shot (with an airgun) so he could walk around with a “pimp limp” claiming to be “street”. Je-sus. Why not have someone who’s actually black in charge of his crappy show?
WESTWOOD: “Yo, yo, I is Tim Westwood and I have, like, the dopest cuts from the hood, y’all.. respeck yo roots, bro.. I been shot, I been there, nigga, I is so street, bling..”
WESTWOOD’S DAD: “Son, you’re a white boy from the affluent South of England. You are not, and never have been or will be, a “gangsta”. I worked hard as a vicar so you could live in a nice house growing up.. so stop pretending you know anything about “the ghetto”, being poor, guns, or “the street”. Now eat your peas before Mrs Badcrumble gets here - and make your old mum a cup of tea. Good lad.”
