Hats off to Bernard I just finished his autobiography was a wonderful human being

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Haaaaaa part3 of this interview I tried it both ways and its still fucked

His corpse was dumped in Buile Hill Park Animalarium to be a sex toy for the lonely gorilla, Chris

And to be honest, Chris was left with a slightly shallow feel.

Great stuff.

i like his jokes, does that make me a bad person?

Some of us sad Northerners remember “Mrs. Merton” staggering around in certain Stockport boozers as drunk as a skunk. She’s no more a paragon of virtue than was Manning.

Camel…

That is so true…

A good few years ago, i was at an ‘after show’ drinking session/party…and she was there…Out of her box…hanging on every man she walked past…

The pictures of her, after it finished, were in the following Sundays ‘NOTW’...(and we all know how that newspaper loves a bit of scandal)

The good ol’ days…when i actually capable of working for a living…

DB

(PS…Camel…do you remember the last job i ever done for the newspaper that cannot be named…It involved a mammal and hippies with buckets of water)

Feck! Arse! Drink! Hairy Japanese Bastards.

Yes.

You Southern cunt.

Camel…

And it died…

DB

I still think you should have kept the ladder.

Talking of newspapers, I recall a gleeful article in the grauniad after that show was first aired; “The Bonsaing of Bernard” accompanied by a cartoon of a very small, fat man sat on an enormous sofa. Odd, really. I thought he did quite well.

And no, I’m not a racist.

No worries, Spaceworm.

I’m still here!!!!

Spartan

I’ve played Vegas

Classic