ok teddy. i’ll wow you with some more of my faves. Roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over love, you’re about to get fisted.
Roses are crap, violets are wanky, oooh I’ve just come, pass me a hanky.
Roses are stupid, violets are silly, grease up your flaps, cos here comes my willy.
Roses are awful, violets are the pits, lift up your shirt, and show us your tits.
Roses are crap, violets are shit, sit on my face, and wiggle a bit.
Roses are red, but I like carnations, you’re so crap in bed, that I fucked your alsation.
Roses are red, violets are finer, chickens are fowl, just like your vagina.
Roses are red, it’s elementary, let’s ring up a friend, and try double-entry.
I do love my poetic side 
