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Posted: 11 August 2008 12:43 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Thanks to the French teen’s incompetence and the shitty EU (I really will be happy when the demise of the EU begins) They have made it harder for people who want to ride a motorbike to pass there test, they have also increased the age when a person can do there Direct access course, and in 2011 will limit what size engine you can ride. Thanks to those fuckers it looks like I will have to do the new 2008 test, which according to most instructors is impossible for a novice to do http://www.the-a-clean.com/Riverview/2008 Test.htm

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Posted: 11 August 2008 12:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Go to Strasbourg

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Posted: 11 August 2008 12:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Wanderlei - 11 August 2008 12:47 PM

Go to Strasbourg

Why

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Posted: 11 August 2008 01:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Although the offer is nice to find more reasons to hate the French, most of us already have enough reasons to last us a lifetime or two.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 01:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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R-Boris - 11 August 2008 12:43 PM

Thanks to the French teen’s incompetence and the shitty EU (I really will be happy when the demise of the EU begins) They have made it harder for people who want to ride a motorbike to pass there test, they have also increased the age when a person can do there Direct access course, and in 2011 will limit what size engine you can ride. Thanks to those fuckers it looks like I will have to do the new 2008 test, which according to most instructors is impossible for a novice to do http://www.the-a-clean.com/Riverview/2008 Test.htm

thank god.
it simply means less cocks on bikes for me to worry about

PS i visited the UK on Saturday and Sunday and guess what?
Get on the Eurotunnel train in France with sunshine and 21 degrees celsius, get off the train in the UK with rain and 15 degrees celsius. And the price of everything has shot up by 30% in those 30km under water too.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 02:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Your telling me you prefer the cheese eating surrender monkeys, then our glorious weather..for shame.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 02:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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R-Boris - 11 August 2008 02:08 PM

Your telling me you prefer the cheese eating surrender monkeys, then our glorious weather..for shame.

i’m just saying it isn’t all bad and if i’m honest I preferred driving in France to driving in the UK. The people I met on the M20 and M25 had real difficulty keeping to the same speed for more than a mile at a time. Fucking annoying. Either drive 80mph or don’t but don’t drive 65-70-64-80-75 and so on.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 02:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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lol, well the speed limit is 70mph wink

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Posted: 11 August 2008 02:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Willy Wanka - 11 August 2008 02:32 PM
R-Boris - 11 August 2008 02:08 PM

Your telling me you prefer the cheese eating surrender monkeys, then our glorious weather..for shame.

The people I met on the M20 and M25 had real difficulty keeping to the same speed for more than a mile at a time. Fucking annoying. Either drive 80mph or don’t but don’t drive 65-70-64-80-75 and so on.

I agree, driving in france is much better than in the UK. They have only 2 speeds - stop and 100mph

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Posted: 11 August 2008 03:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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topov - 11 August 2008 02:57 PM
Willy Wanka - 11 August 2008 02:32 PM
R-Boris - 11 August 2008 02:08 PM

Your telling me you prefer the cheese eating surrender monkeys, then our glorious weather..for shame.

The people I met on the M20 and M25 had real difficulty keeping to the same speed for more than a mile at a time. Fucking annoying. Either drive 80mph or don’t but don’t drive 65-70-64-80-75 and so on.

I agree, driving in france is much better than in the UK. They have only 2 speeds - stop and 100mph

And that is why there is so many deaths in France and that is why they have made the tests harder for the British, down to sheer stupidity.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 03:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Boris…

You should have been born earlier..when Motorcycle tests consisted of a drive round the block with the fucker jumping out holding a clipboard..

I passed my motorcycle test in 1982…Had various bikes of various sizes since then…

Lifes a bitch…

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Posted: 11 August 2008 03:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Passed mine in 2004 - wasn’t easy but I suspect a lot easier then it is now smile

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Posted: 11 August 2008 04:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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SeaDog…

I haven’t the faintest idea what the bike test is like now…

Maybe it is for the best…i dunno..

I jumped straight from a Honda 90 to a coffin tanked Yamaha RD400 the same day…

And a while later i bought a Kawasaki Z1300…that my dad made me take back…(and yes…i was scared of my dad)

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Posted: 11 August 2008 05:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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Once I have passed my test I am getting a Triumph street triple http://www.triumph.co.uk/uk/Triumph Street Triple_7798.aspx It’s an ex-demo done 800 miles comes with an arrow exhaust, and cost me £5500. I will be getting it in september as that is when they get a new demo bike, oh yay.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 06:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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R-Boris - 11 August 2008 02:34 PM

lol, well the speed limit is 70mph wink

that’s not the point dumbass.

if you are planning to drive 70 DRIVE 70, don’t drive 65 one second and 80 the next. It makes for very unpleasant driving if for example you yourself are driving 75 and you overtake someone only for them to bang you up the ass when they are going downhill.

i’m glad they are toughening up the tests. keeps wankers like you of the bloody roads.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 06:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Boris…

You buy a big bike…and it will be nice knowing you..

Start with something a bit smaller…

FFS…You know it makes sense…

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