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Posted: 11 August 2008 06:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]  
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De_Bunk - 11 August 2008 06:20 PM

Boris…

You buy a big bike...and it will be nice knowing you..

Start with something a bit smaller…

FFS...You know it makes sense…

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The bike I am getting is a good beginner bike, it’s not a sports bike, the position you are riding in is good for beginners, it is also quite a small bike. It’s also one of the best bikes made, and it looks really nice.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 06:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]  
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R-Boris - 11 August 2008 02:34 PM

lol, well the speed limit is 70mph wink

that’s not the point dumbass.

if you are planning to drive 70 DRIVE 70, don’t drive 65 one second and 80 the next. It makes for very unpleasant driving if for example you yourself are driving 75 and you overtake someone only for them to bang you up the ass when they are going downhill.

i’m glad they are toughening up the tests. keeps wankers like you of the bloody roads.

I know what your point was I was just being a twat, and unfortunatley it won’t keep me off the roads. Lucky for you, you don’t live here wink

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Posted: 11 August 2008 06:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]  
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Boris…

Just be careful and ride normal...The old bill loves a twat on a bike…

Get a few years of bike riding under your belt before you go big...and hey...I might even bring my bike out of retirement and meet up someday..

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(But dont forget...I’m gonna slap you upside the crash helmet when we do)

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Posted: 11 August 2008 07:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]  
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De_Bunk - 11 August 2008 06:56 PM

Boris…

Just be careful and ride normal...The old bill loves a twat on a bike…

Get a few years of bike riding under your belt before you go big...and hey...I might even bring my bike out of retirement and meet up someday..

DB

(But dont forget...I’m gonna slap you upside the crash helmet when we do)

LOL, anyway I have been learning on a 500cc engine bike, so it’s only 175cc more.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 07:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]  
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Just be fuckin’ careful...think before you open the throttle…

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Posted: 11 August 2008 07:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]  
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its a good idea, too many idiots pass and get a big bike they cant handle

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Posted: 11 August 2008 07:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]  
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naughtyteddy - 11 August 2008 07:24 PM

its a good idea, too many idiots pass and get a big bike they cant handle

This won’t stop that at all, I can still pass and get my Triumph Street Triple 675.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 09:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]  
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My pal bought himself one of these monsters a while ago.

“Twist the throttle and it fucks off. The only problem is that it’s fucking difficult to stay on it when it does.” Quoth he.

Some bastard nicked it within two weeks.

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Posted: 11 August 2008 11:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]  
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i did my test a couple of months back as it was put in the uk press about it getting harder in october to pass.

I now ride a SV 650s v twin.

My first bike
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What really pisses me off is people saying ride carefully, i mean FUCK.. does any sain cunt get on a bike and go.. hmm lets try and kill myself.
No.  Only a handful of twats.

il find a pic of the sv

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Posted: 11 August 2008 11:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]  
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Anyone in the Midlands wanna meet up for a ride sometime.. let me no..

Not got my knee down yet.

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Posted: 12 August 2008 12:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]  
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Cowboy! - 11 August 2008 11:38 PM

i did my test a couple of months back as it was put in the uk press about it getting harder in october to pass.

I now ride a SV 650s v twin.

My first bike
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What really pisses me off is people saying ride carefully, i mean FUCK.. does any sain cunt get on a bike and go.. hmm lets try and kill myself.
No.  Only a handful of twats.

il find a pic of the sv

Cowboy, I’ve lost a few good friends through biking accidents. As somebody said in another thread, “Drive as though everybody is out to get you, because they are.”

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Posted: 12 August 2008 12:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]  
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Here’s what I tootle about on, but then I’m old enough to…

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Posted: 12 August 2008 12:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]  
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Gary Sanderson - 12 August 2008 12:46 AM

Here’s what I tootle about on, but then I’m old enough to…

I didn’t imagine you looking like that.

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Posted: 12 August 2008 12:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]  
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R-Boris - 12 August 2008 12:48 AM

I didn’t imagine you looking like that.

why, what does he look like in your fantasies?

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Posted: 12 August 2008 12:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]  
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Sometimes a broomstick just isn’t enough, R-Boris

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