A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up while watching all the bubbles.
A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called turpentine.’
The priest pulled a vial from his pocket and said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly she will pass a healthy baby.’
The little boy replied, ‘You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat’s ass and he’ll pass a Harley Davidson.’
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