Got a new car stereo, voice activated. I shout ‘country’ it plays Dolly parton, i shout ‘rock’ it plays guns & roses. Was in town the other day and some little shit ran out in front of me, i shouted ‘fuckin kids’ and it played gary glitter.

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“Breaking news"police have re-arrested gary glitter they have found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in his living room and class 5c in his bedroom.

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Garry Glitter has sent an emotional message to Jade Goody on hearing the news of her cancer battle. “Dear Jade, im so sorry to hear the sad news of your illness, if ever you need a babysitter…...

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It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body, take Gary Glitter for example he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock.

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Gary glitter has requested to be taken to a place where he’ll get no media attention, be ignored and go largely unnoticed.mark hughes is considering giving him a 3 year contract

Mojo7650 - 28 August 2008 08:21 PM

“Breaking news"police have re-arrested gary glitter they have found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in his living room and class 5c in his bedroom.

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It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body, take Gary Glitter for example he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock.

 

These 2 were the best :D

Q. What’s two feet tall, silver, and sits at the end of a child’s bed? 
A. Gary Glitter’s boots.

Q. What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter?
A. You have to go to bed before seven.

Q: Whats the difference between Acne and Gary Glitter?
A: Acne waits till you’re 13 before it comes on your face

Gary Glitter’s girlfriend has told him “I want nothing to do with you now - my Dad says you’re a paedophile.”  Glitter replied “That’s a big word for a nine year old!”.

Q. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a
  schoolgirl’s ring?
A. Gary Glitter.

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Q. What’s the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hare.

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Q. What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter?
A. You have to go to bed before seven.

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Q. How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence?
A. When the big hand touches the small hand.

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Q. What’s Gary Glitter’s new book called?
A. “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing.”

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Have you heard Gary Glitter’s pulled out of Children in Need?

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Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. “We’re sinking!” the captain announced, “Everyone abandon ship!”

“What about the children?” asked Gary.

“Fuck the children!” the captain replied.

“Do we have time?”

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A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
forest.

The boy says, “It’s dark! I don’t like it! I’m scared!”

Gary says, “You’re scared! I’ve got to walk back out of here on my
own!”

Gary Glitter has been given a date for his release, she’s only eight but with make-up she looks at least twelve.