...since fuck all else is being posted, I thought I’d share about my ridiculously annoying day.  They’re all minor things, but they all happened today and annoyed me greatly.

Firstly I was busy as a badger at work, but I’m sure we’ve all had that.  However a week or so back, I ordered something quite large off Ebay to be delivered direct to someone overseas as a gift.  Despite specifying the alternate address, they still sent it to my default delivery address which is work in the UK.  So now I need to somehow sort getting it to where it needs to go - no doubt it’ll leave me out of pocket.

I then got home and decided to water the garden using the water butt which is kept at the end of the garden behind the summerhouse.  Now I don’t use my garden that often, but recently I’ve been making it livable again.
So there I am - starting to fill the watering can, when I discovered that my neighbour had been attempting to discretely hide the dog shit from his garden at the end of mine.  There was a pile of it right by the fence on my side covered in flies.
I waited and waited, but I think they heard my swearing and didn’t come out of their house.  So that filled me with joy.  Tomorrow I will be collecting it all and throwing it back over their side.  I may or may not aim it at their washing line full of clothes.

I then went inside and thought about what to cook for dinner.  Checked the freezer - the fucker had broken.  All my food had defrosted and had to be binned.  So that again filled me with pleasure - tomorrow I have to go to Comet or similar and get another one.

To compound matters, me and the wife then tidied the kitchen.  I started to clean the ceramic hob - it already had a tiny crack, but one push of the cleaning cloth caused it to crack along it’s entire length.
So that was point of joy number three.

After dinner, I decided to try the new USB pen drive I got today.  Plugged it into my laptop and it doesn’t work.  Tried it on another PC and it still failed - so that fucker needs to go back as well.

Lastly I decided to watch Vacancy on Sky Anytime.  It was so shit I stopped watching before it had even got halfway through.

So there you go - that’s my day of pleasure.

i got stabbed by a nurse. she was cute so it was ok

doesnt quite compete but im trying to let you know that you are not alone in your misery

oh, and i broke a nail

Well, here’s my day.

Busyish day at work, management meeting at the end of the day so thought I’d big up the stuff I’ve done over the past few days ‘cos I need a pay rise…went ok, MD seemed reasonably impressed so, fingers crossed, going to put my request in next week.

Rode the bike to and from work again (20 miles with big fucking hills) then played Squash. Lost, just, but was a damned good game. Had about 7 pints after - wife is out so she came to the club with her friends to have a few drinks whilst mum babysitted. Walked home to rescue her, she’s just left to walk home and so thought I’d put some food in - did that and I suddenly had an urge to throw up (not had that for years)...did it and feel loads better So sat munching tomatoes on toast whilst typing.

So, there you go. Bovine - you’re not alone.

Well my day is incomparable to you lots.  Effects of the Chemo are beginning to kick in - feel a bit sick and can hardly keep my eyes open - but that’s all to be expected - apparently it only gets worse.

I’d like to play squash with you Sea Dog.

Some preacher came into the shop the other day and started talking about how great Jesus is and shit, so we ask him to leave, he refuses, so my co-worker shouts at the fucker, and makes him leave by getting in his stubborn, retarded face.

About twenty minutes later cops show up with him saying we assaulted him and threatened to hurt him. So we all get searched and one of the cops found the knife in my back pocket I use to open boxes and the preacher guy goes “Yeah, he pulled it out and said he was gunna stab me!” So I get extra questioning and they pull my record and tried to search my car.

Nothing happened, but I was late picking my nephew up from school and had the teacher tell me how irresponsible I am.

-A.Filth

Humper - 30 August 2008 09:06 AM

Well my day is incomparable to you lots.  Effects of the Chemo are beginning to kick in - feel a bit sick and can hardly keep my eyes open - but that’s all to be expected - apparently it only gets worse.

Hey Humper,
My dad had chemo last year, it seems to affect people in different ways, they put him on loads of steroids as well to make him even fatter so they could give him the full dose.
He felt tired a lot of the time but he said the worst thing was he went off sex! (Not sure if you wanted to hear that!)

Stick in there with it.

Here’s my day guys. So, i get up at about 3 o’clock/ 5 past, go into the bathroom, have a shower, dry off, got dressed and told you lot what i did.

Hi all…in Rome it’s bleedin 40° C and sweating like a pig…oh….and the sand is getting on my nerves and the sea water is a bit too salty for my likings…but the worst thing is that i forgot my camera and cannot take any pics of the Milfs around the beach for De Bunk!!!

there u go Bovine…u r not alone…

jeez, supertris is by far in the worst situation. poor bastard. i shall have a minute silence for him.

shh_hector - 30 August 2008 04:54 PM

jeez, supertris is by far in the worst situation. poor bastard. i shall have a minute silence for him.

much appreciated…you can’t imagine how hard it has been…

I found a really cheap portable DVD player on Amazon

It cheered me up when it turned up

Shopping frenzy for the missus. Apparently, there’s not enough shit to buy in Brazil, so I have to pack second suitcase and travel overweight.
She doesnt’ know I’ve been after some lingerie, though. If she’s not friggin euphoric about me comin, I’m getting sloshed with cachaça.

today i cleaned the living room and kitchen. moved the furniture around and then had a long snooze coz i have an ear infection and im just worn out.

day 4 off the ciggies

isnt my life fascinating

Yay, I’m drunk and doing this on my phone.
I just dug up the dog shit in my hammered state and threw it back over the fence.  Who know’s what I hit.

Oh, but reading this thread, get well Humper. big kiss.

naughtyteddy - 31 August 2008 12:31 AM

today i cleaned the living room and kitchen. moved the furniture around and then had a long snooze coz i have an ear infection and im just worn out.

day 4 off the ciggies

isnt my life fascinating

Good luck with the no smoking hon.  I’m 3 weeks, 1 day and 13 minutes off the smokes!

Humper - 31 August 2008 07:44 AM

Good luck with the no smoking hon.  I’m 3 weeks, 1 day and 13 minutes off the smokes!

well done sweetie, what are you using, willpower or replacement? im on patches and gum and its still bloody difficult. had a rollie of friday and that was last time i cheated so thats good for me.