http://mmajunkie.com/news/5190/its-official-randy-couture-returning-to-ufc-fights-brock-lesnar-at-ufc-91.mma

So let me get this right…

Couture returns in November for a heavyweight title fight with… Brock Lesnar??
Brock Lesnar being 1-1 in the UFC… He’s had 2 fights, one of which he got his ass handed to him and the other was one of the most boring fights in the UFC to date and the fucking albino fucker gets a title shot???
Lets say hyperthetically that Brock Lesnar wins… (touch wood the moron doesn’t)
And lets say Hyperthetically Frank Mir wins the interim heavyweight title between him and Nogera…
That would mean Frank Mir and Brock Lesnar will fight again for the Heavyweight title… pretty much a couple of months after Mir had made a fool of him. This takes this piss, who the fuck writes this shit?

Ok, rant is coming to an end now. I know it’s all about the $$$ n’all that, but this takes the piss. This is principle. What about all the other contending heavyweights who are being analy raped by the UFC just so they can get more PPVs. They deserve the shot, not some ginger bull freak farmboy whose only been training a couple of years and had 2 fights. 1 win = title shot.

It doesn’t make sense to me. Well it does… but you know what i mean.
I liek watching Lesnar fight, who wouldn’t? The guys a freak of nature. And i’m pumped about watching the fight with Randy and seeing the Naturals return and what an awesome match up to watch.

But still… Whats going on.

Rant officially over.

Comments please.

I’m going to curl up and cry now.

With exitement and anticipation though…

I thought this was going to be a thread about some new saucy tailoring.

Worry not, here’s a picture of Randy Couture wearing a rather sizzling velvet gold suit… I’m sure if the camera panned down he’d be wearing brogues aswell…

Gotta love that style - I found a picture of his weekend vest as well.

Couture knew they had him all ends up legally and this is his only way out

Lovley, it’s very Rab C. Nesbit/Versace.

Wanderlei - 02 September 2008 11:53 PM

Couture knew they had him all ends up legally and this is his only way out

I beg to differ. He left on money and fair treatment grounds. He’l get treated just fine with the money he’l make from this. It’s just a shame the multimillionaire pantomine Brock Lesnar will reap from these benefits also. Screw sport, what the fuck is sport?

No the courts gave a preliminary ruling in favour of the UFC in their attempts to sue Couture- he didn’t have a leg to stand on. He was in a financially vulnerable position,despite his new (shite) film career

Well my thought on UFC are thats its shit! Nothing like it used to be. Going the same way that boxing did. Boxing used to be about skill and punishment then it went about the money and then the panto side appeared. Unless they stop fucking about with the UFC it will become another joke sport.

brock didn’t get his handed to him in his first ufc match. he made a beginners mistake that cost him the match getting caught in a kneebar

Course he did, you can’t just lie on top of a jui-jitsu black belt hammer-fisting his face like a fucking ape with A.D.D and not expect him to try and submit you. Technically, he got his ass handed to him.

Kinda off topic, but along with the theme, I spotted that he was popping up in this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1104123/

Yeah, he’s the main bad guy. Not seen it yet, im not overly certain itl be worth the money. although the trailers look kinda cool