Formula1 Bastards. (uk car ripoff place)
Posted: 30 September 2008 05:41 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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My misses did some mystery shopping for formula1 today. She works in head office and has to ring around the workshops nationwide to see what they will quote her as a female customer. They price she was given as the standard for a 02 clio battery was £44. So she rings around and gets prices of an average £60-£80. A bloke in her office does the same and gets prices between £44-£50. Dirty bastards.

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Posted: 30 September 2008 06:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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pinkpyro - 30 September 2008 05:41 PM

My misses did some mystery shopping for formula1 today. She works in head office and has to ring around the workshops nationwide to see what they will quote her as a female customer. They price she was given as the standard for a 02 clio battery was £44. So she rings around and gets prices of an average £60-£80. A bloke in her office does the same and gets prices between £44-£50. Dirty bastards.

and the lesson learnt is that she needs to start talking with a deep coughing voice when phoning up for quotes in future.

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Posted: 30 September 2008 06:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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What’s with women and cars anyway.  She should be worrying about make-up, going to flower shows, shopping for hair bows and then stripping down to her undies with her friends for pillow fights.

Am I the only bloke here who understands women.  Ask NaughtyTeddy, she’ll confirm what I’ve written.

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Posted: 30 September 2008 08:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Humper - 30 September 2008 06:33 PM

What’s with women and cars anyway.  She should be worrying about make-up, going to flower shows, shopping for hair bows and then stripping down to her undies with her friends for pillow fights.

Am I the only bloke here who understands women.  Ask NaughtyTeddy, she’ll confirm what I’ve written.

yes dear, that sounds like a normal day for me

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Posted: 30 September 2008 08:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Have to agree, they try and take women for every penny they’ve got. The HH’s car needed a new tyre for its MOT, she was quoted over £100 for the tyre and £50+ for the MOT. I phoned up and got a Pirelli tyre for under £50, same garage, same guy, just a complete arse! But to make a point i took it elsewhere and got it done, then took it back for the MOT re-test and it passed. So, for being an arse he lost money smile

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Posted: 30 September 2008 08:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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its the same crap when i have to buy things in hardware shops. they totally patronise me and then try and sell me loads of crap i dont need. I worked for a diy shop for 2 years so probably know more than them

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Posted: 30 September 2008 08:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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pinkpyro - 30 September 2008 05:41 PM

She works in head office and has to ring around the workshops nationwide to see what they will quote her as a female customer.

You’d have thought she’d get a staff discount. wink

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Posted: 30 September 2008 10:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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she does but there still bastards. belive it or not it is cheaper for me to get tyres from ajs than formula1 with her discount lol

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Posted: 30 September 2008 10:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Well, you should take a nice little break at one of these - I’m told they’re very good value.
http://www.hotelformule1.com

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Posted: 01 October 2008 03:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Humper - 30 September 2008 06:33 PM

What’s with women and cars anyway.  She should be worrying about make-up, going to flower shows, shopping for hair bows and then stripping down to her undies with her friends for pillow fights.

Am I the only bloke here who understands women.  Ask NaughtyTeddy, she’ll confirm what I’ve written.

yes dear, that sounds like a normal day for me

I am unsurprised NT.

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