As sure as George can only wank or click on a link, but never both, it is time for you to ascend to a higher level of being. I shall lead you to a new dawn, one where strong lager shall provide you with the shamanic skills to visualize an new world. This is a world where you are the spiritual leader and shall pass your message far and wide. Move over Xanu and your fucking Volcano Space Alien TV nonsense, there is a new saviour for the despondant masses and easily influenced minor film stars. I shall communicate with you by these dreams, or may appear again in your life as a badger, or I may substitue this with any other cute English hedgerow creature. We shall call this new religion Deciencebunkology and its name will make that talentless midget from Topgun with the cute wife quake in fear.
Finally, beware the letter R, for the man child who bears this moniker shall know it all, and absolutely fuck all at the same time. He is a false profit. In fact, there is less profit in him than HBOS shares
Paint your whole world with a Rainbow folks !!
