A young ventriloquist had been touring clubs around the world.  One
night he’s doing a show in a small town in Oklahoma.  With his dummy on
his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.



A blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!  What makes you think
you can stereotype women in that way?  What does the color of a person’s
hair have to do with her worth as a human being?  It’s guys like you who
keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community,
and from reaching our full potential as a person.  Because you and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but
women in general .... and all in the name of humor.”



The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde
yells:
“You stay out of this, mister!  I’m talking to that little shit sitting
on your knee!”