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Whats your best prank?
Posted: 06 October 2008 09:54 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Me and a mate have decided to have a couple of weeks of non stop pranks and basically see who will break first..

Were both the type that will push each other to the limit.

So, what can u Crappers give me..
I will inform all on the progress of the pranks.. i just gotta hope he doesn’t check TC!!

Oh, i realise this could appear to be immature.. but lets be honest.  Who cares?

lol

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Posted: 06 October 2008 10:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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You need two baloons, firecracker with a long fuse, ductape, some type of lighter than air gas to fill one and some paint to fill the other. Propotions have to be set in a way, the gas-filled baloon takes the smaller one into the air. When you have that ready, stick the firecracker onto the baloon with paint and choose your target…

It can be done with fishing line for better aiming or not. Anyway, when you lit the fuse, it’ll better be blowing in the right direction, coz someone or something WILL be showered with paint

I generally like set fire to stuff and make things explode, but it can’t be described as a prank. Rather a plot to assassinate…

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Posted: 06 October 2008 10:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Posted: 06 October 2008 10:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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I need all the help i can, im thinking of something major.

I just no he will kick my ass.. he told me one of his plans was to put a male and female mouse into my house, and let them mate whilst im away.
Such a charming fucker!

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Posted: 06 October 2008 10:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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dead animal in his cereal box? vinegar in his milk?
replace sugar with alka-seltzer? grow worms in his fridge?
porn e-mail sent from his address to “respectable” people?
annoying but harmless (thus unfound) virus on his ‘puter?
lipstick stains on his underwear to be found by his girlfriend?
hack the pipes under the sink so when he opens the tap he floods his kitchen?
slime in his socks?
a mirror somewhere he doesn’t expect to find anyone? (esp. at night...)

and so on cheese

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Posted: 06 October 2008 10:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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... well the house was completely empty, i’d received a new belladona flick through the post that morning and… ... oh, PRANK....

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Posted: 06 October 2008 10:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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shh_hector - 06 October 2008 10:43 PM

… well the house was completely empty, i’d received a new belladona flick through the post that morning and… ... oh, PRANK....

Ohh belladonna, what a filthy night that would be. my future wife smile

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Posted: 06 October 2008 10:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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a foxy whore she is pinkpyro. wife material she is not though.

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Posted: 07 October 2008 12:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Put alarmclocks all over his place, pref. ones with a week timer. This way he wont sleep for a week. Pretty mental
Another thing is to use a relay and take over his lampswitch. This way the lamp won’t go out when he wants too, and the bulb becomes hotter and hotter.
Put a towel in his toiletbowl, just behind the neck under water(where he won’t see it), but don’t flush. This way he’ll get wet feet after his message.
Let lose some crickets, it enhances the romance when they start chirping.
Superglue his doors and windows shut.
Put grease/butter under his doorhandles, cupboardgrips or stairgrip.
Reset his TV/satelite/radio/dvd/hdd recorder/vcr/stereo to factory default.
Put a condom on the end of his car’s tailpipe.
Put some foodcoloring in his windscreenwasherreservoir.
Take a roll (or some more) of sealskin and wrap it around his car, combined with string of ironwire.
Take out the fuses of his car or wrap the points of the fuses with plastic.
Shortcircuit his claxon, so when he starts his car, it starts honking.
Throw quit a bunch of catnip in his garden.
Superglue his mouse to his desk.
Disconnect his harddrive.
Put a bootable memorystick in the back of his pc with only DOS on it.
Change his (email-)password.

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Posted: 07 October 2008 12:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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i love some of these, he is an ipod geek so im currently tryin to find something that plays all songs backwards

Keep em coming guys..

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Posted: 07 October 2008 01:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Put some ‘gay’ hardcore magazines under his sofa...and when you and your other mates are round his place...tell them to look under the sofa at what you found when picking up your lighter/keys that you dropped..

They probably won’t say nothing to him and they will never believe he aint inviting strange men round from then on..even if they tell him and he denies it..

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Posted: 07 October 2008 02:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Make a porn film with his dad.

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Posted: 07 October 2008 02:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Get his mum pregnant.

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Posted: 07 October 2008 02:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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shh_hector - 07 October 2008 02:04 AM

Get his mum pregnant.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! I nearly pissed myself when i read that. Cheers for a good start to the day grin

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Posted: 07 October 2008 02:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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Plug the tailpipe of his bike/car with a potato (might be the same as Nightowl’s condom on the tailpipe).

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Posted: 07 October 2008 10:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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cheers nightowl, I’m taking note of these ideas! LOL

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