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Posted: 13 January 2009 02:31 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Biel, Alba, or Simpson?
Or do you have a different Jessica in mind?
I wouldn’t kick any of them outta bed, but my personal favorite is Biel, she has the most incredible ass in Hollywood!!

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Posted: 13 January 2009 02:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Its got to be Biel

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Posted: 13 January 2009 03:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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I’ll third that. Biel it is!!!

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Posted: 13 January 2009 03:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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I’ll go against you lot and say Alba.

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Posted: 13 January 2009 04:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Give me Simpson’s beautiful face and gorgeous tits. Real and luscious!

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Posted: 13 January 2009 07:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Jessica Simpson is very pretty to look at - but it’s best she doesn’t speak.

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Posted: 13 January 2009 09:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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pah, forget these bints.

Jessica Rabbit all the way. cheese

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Posted: 13 January 2009 04:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Biel all the way! Jessica simpson really isn’t attractive at all. paper bag case. oh yeah, and she’s about as smart as a stool sample.

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Posted: 13 January 2009 04:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Humper - 13 January 2009 07:45 AM

Jessica Simpson is very pretty to look at - but it’s best she doesn’t speak.

or sing

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Posted: 13 January 2009 04:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Alba

Fuck the fact she cant act, I need her spinning on me cock

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Posted: 13 January 2009 04:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Can’t I just have all three?

On looks it’s Alba, Simpson, Biel but overall Simpson drops to third, as I’ve had meals that are more intelligent than her.

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Posted: 13 January 2009 06:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Humper - 13 January 2009 07:45 AM

Jessica Simpson is very pretty to look at - but it’s best she doesn’t speak.

she wouldnt if i got my hands on her, her mouth would be full.

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Posted: 13 January 2009 08:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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you’d stick your hands in her mouth? weird.

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Posted: 13 January 2009 08:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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If I had to choose a Jessica, it would be Jessica Jane Clement nowadays.. She is almost perfect.

Alba has ruined it by having a kid, Simpson is a fool and Nick wrecked that pussy, and Biel.. Seems a lil bit boring..

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Posted: 13 January 2009 09:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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She’s fucking gorgeous.
Even more so since she turned brunette.

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Posted: 14 January 2009 12:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Jessica Jane Clement is a new name for me, but she just tied it with Alba for my number one.

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