This i reckon is going to be quite an odd poll.

I’ve been shagging / getting drunk alot with this girl who is a regular at the pub i work at, she asked me out but i’m still terrified from my experience with my ex girlfriend ( a mormon - who chucked a chunky glass ikea vase at my head because she lost at monopoly ) so i said no, but we still hang out and shag on the odd occasion, and i think it was saturday night she phoned me, i was a bit pissed having just got in from work, and she was a bit down having been to court but it got postponed for 3 weeks.

I mentioned i was just oogling over the ps3, now this girl makes about £1100 a month, which for a 19 year old lass who lives with her mum, is not doing too shabby, all my money goes into funding my little adventures around the world, and she said, want me to buy you one? i played along but i got the odd feeling she wasn’t joking, which threw me a bit.

Turns out she wasn’t drunking, i went by to stay at her’s last night after work, and she mentioned that she was getting paid today (thursday) and that she couldn’t buy my ps3 untill next month because she’ll have spent all her money by the 24th, i laughed and asked if she was pulling my chain *yankadoodledooo* and she looked completely sincere, and i’m pretty sure she actually will buy me one simply to see my expression…

so what say you.

Sounds to me like she is trying to buy your affection. But if you get a PS3 out of her, then keep fucking her for a bit, then she will soon get bored when you are staying in all night to play on the computer.

i need a ps3 as well.....any pics for maybe the birdwatching section?

i want picture of that PS3, you nexct ot it and your fuck buddy riding it (naked)

hahah, nah she’d quite willingly smack me in the face at suggesting such a thing, girls got a temper on her.

...yea

scooz - 08 March 2007 03:47 PM

my ex girlfriend ( a mormon - who chucked a chunky glass ikea vase at my head because she lost at monopoly )

scooz - 08 March 2007 06:18 PM

hahah, nah she’d quite willingly smack me in the face at suggesting such a thing, girls got a temper on her.

Bloody hell mate - you don’t half pick ‘em!

SD

Why can’t you just buy it yourself and then invite her around to play with your joystick?

scooz - 08 March 2007 06:18 PM

hahah, nah she’d quite willingly smack me in the face at suggesting such a thing, girls got a temper on her.

Shit, i take back what i said earlier. She sounds like a proper fucking nut-job in the making.

If she is prepared to try and buy your affection with a stupidly priced console and she’s got a temper on her, then surely those are key signs of the trouble that will follow if you get too involved with her.

I know it’s a PS3, but you know that wont be the end of it…

She got a sister?

You let her buy it and she’s going to expect you to marry her. And then when you won’t, you’re going to find a dead bunny in your breakfast cereal.

i’ve got an update and its a MONSTER fucking update.

gad’s i live one hell of a rollercoaster life.

she got paid yesterday £934 a little less than usual, we went out drinking with her lesbian sister (the answer to your question chrizmo) her sister girlfriend jackie and charlotte the ginger flatmate (yes i went out drinking with a bunch of girls) so we went to the bank, sarah was first (the main lady) and her bank balance was £230 odd, she took out £130 for the night, she gave £100 to her mum for dig’s (do the math where the hell did that money go) so we hit the first pub, i’m sitting there with my jaw dropped like..shit she actually bought me one, we drink away, move to another pub, and another (mine now) we’re hitting shooters and all sorts, now some cunt who used to kick my head in at school walks up says hey and all that then starts chatting up sarah, somehow i get steered away from them by jackie (the lesbian sisters girlfriend) and charlotte (the lesbian sisters ginger flatmate) and we drink the night away, kicking out time comes around and i walk outside and sarah and graham and sarah are sitting on the wall together, again charlotte and jackie steer me away, jackie whispers in my ear “if she doesn’t want to fuck you, i will” (jackies bi)

we get back to charlottes place and it’s a bit of a blur from here on, but the lesbian sister and jackie are having an arguement, i go to the bathroom and chuck up, use some mouthwash and i get my hoody ready to walk home, but i poke my head into charlottes room and shes crying so i go and hug her, somehow we end up in bed and we fool around (great perk little bewbies by the way) i wake up in the morning with a txt from the main lady

“you know i wanted something more with me and you from the start but you assured me that was never going to happen and if you did change your mind at any point you should know i’d say yeah. and then my sister and jackie said that you were pissed off cause i did what i did, i don’t want to hurt or piss you off in anyway, look txt me back when you wake up, i’m sorry brendan and if your mad at me just say xx”

so there you have it.

faaack

oh yeah, she also said its getting delivered to my house.

ergh

scooz - 09 March 2007 03:45 PM

“you know i wanted something more with me and you

Told you she wanted to get married!

yeah, well if she buy’s me a hdtv i’m bought.

No man dont do it ! i am speakin from expierance just look at some of the old threads !

my girlfriend is the same .. got pregnant after 3 months, has tried to get rid of my 6 year old

daughter (from previous)who i see 4 times a week ... am isolated from my family who live 80 miles away

my life is a constant roller coaster ! because i wont put up with it, its terrible and no place for the

children .. dont do it she sounds the same breed, its hell and its got worse since having the child ..

dont be a sucker ...

well she found out i slept with her friend, so we’ve stopped sleeping together, but apparently the ps3 is still on it’s way, and argos in the uk are confirming that they should send out all pre orders by launch day.

rah.