We had a discussion at work today, but to understand you have to know the back-story.

See the picture attached. It’s a Norwegian artist (he’s a c-celebrity at best) with a dildo up his miffer (another new word). He had one day of publicity about it, and it died. This was a couple of weeks ago.

Anyway, seeing as I have a penis, I was dragged in the discussion. We talked about men, and if they would like to have an object showed up their miffer (there it is again) during sex. This, like anything I do, got me thinking. Now, I could under no circumstances insert something up my miffer. This is not a homophobic related thing, I just use so much time pushing things out that I can’t think about putting things back up. But what about you? Would you consider having something up your miffer?

now i have a long story to go with this, my girlfriend is well a bit kinky. She chained my arms to the bed and when we were having sex she randomly grabbed the dildo and shoved it up my ass......... Never AGAIN!!!!

lmao, dan ur a legend.. im suprised u lived to tell the tale!

Me, no.. but i suppose u gotta give everything a go sometime! cough.. hint hint nudge wink DB!

When you refer to foreign objects in one’s “miffer” does that include someone from America, South Africa oh and a couple of middle eastern guys too?

If yes, don’t be such a bunch of wet pansies - it can be fun.

De_Bunk will know what I’m talking about.