I’m sat watching the football and browsing TC (as you do) and I thought “How do I get a thread in the right hand side of the Forum main page?”

Here’s my plan!

You are being banished to a desert island and your one luxury is a solar powered DVD player. What ONE platter of smut would you take to while away the hours between experimenting with new coconut recipes?

Post caps or RS links at your leisure along with reasons why that ONE film does the trick.

I’m going to opt for The Academy by Private. Daniella Rush, Silvia Saint etc etc etc. Marvellous!

XD you didnt give a reason why thats ur fav film where are the screenies and RS links … for me give me couple of hours to think about mine XD

Here’s a few reasons....

Haven’t got a rapidshare account,sorry.

I have to get that DVD!!!

Cant you upload it for your fellow TCs??

I watched a porn film recently entitled ”Shoplifting Cunt”.  It’s about a chav guy who gets caught shoplifting by two rather burley, skinhead shopkeepers.

Has anyone else seen it?

I hope they merely detain the young scamp using minimum force, whilst informing the local constabulary and then letting the Law of the Land take its’ toll on the miscreant.

If this is not what happens, spare me the caps ond/or RS link

The local bobbies are not called - at least not during the film.

To be honest the story was rather week and the acting and script also rather dull.  But there was definitely an interesting twist to events, when one of the shopkeepers and the thief turned on the other shopkeeper.