a soldier from Glasgow was serving in Iraq and spotted a wee boy playing football in the street

now the soldier used 2 play for rangers boys team, and still knew a lot of the coaching staff at the club.

he went straight on the blower and said that he had just seen the greatest player in the world.

scouts from rangers flew over declared him a genius and signed him on the spot

so the wee boy made his debut at an old firm game, rangers v Celtic and started on the bench

rangers went 2 nil down and the manager said right yer on son

the boy went on and scored a hat trick ran the show and became a hero

after the game the boy phoned his mum and said mum mum i scored 3 goals

don’t speak 2 me about scoring 3 goals his mum said, your dads been murdered your sisters been raped and the house is on fire and the cars been stolen.

mum im so sorry i dident know, so you fucking should be you cunt it was you’re idea for us all to move to Glasgow in the first place.