100% true…

Ok...I’m 36yrs old...average looking, divorced, last got laid about 3 months ago.

Anyways…

Last night i was drinking in the local bar and got talking to a group of 19 / 20yr old girls who had stopped by before they went on to the clubs…

You could just tell that none of them were interested. For them it was just a “girls night out”...so it was more of a laugh, buy a pretty girl a drink kinda thing for me and a couple of my mates…

After an hour or so of normal chatting, laughing and me buying them all a drink ( which only amounted to under a fiver...seriously ) they left. As they were all walking out, one of the girls came back inside and gave me her cell phone number and told me to ring her after 5pm tonight

I was totally and utterly stunned, suddenly transforming into some kinda spacktard. Of all the things i could have said...i unfortunately decided on “Oh wow..Thanks” ( i bet that impressed her...:D )

She walked out...i looked at my mates..they looked at me...Total silence followed....that kinda shit just dont happen everyday.

I’m gonna be so disappointed if the phone number turns out to be the local curry house / pizza parlor / police station...etc..

I’ll let you know the outcome....

Meanwhile..I have a sudden urge to pray thats she’s for real...and shove my hand down the front of my pants for a little bit....

DB

shit man, as long as its not 07770 756 408, seems youve struck it

Haha@ “oh wow thanks.” I hate being caught off guard.

I bet it’s “Sexy Sadies balloon and celery fetish” line, at £2.50 a second…

DB

Guys…

Yeh...We need to have a set response...something that we can always say in situations like this…

Something thats easy to remember…

Anything that doesn’t include the word ‘wow’

:D

DB

as your little story here involves curry houses I am presuming you are i the UK.

This means you have only another 23 sweaty minutes to wait until you can call here.

I say: be fashionably late and don’t l;ook like a desperado. Call here at 5 past 17pm

well, did you phone her and what was the result?

Guess he got laid, cuz girls are nearly all sluts who love getting laid even though they don’t admit it

I rang her, took her out…

Didnt get laid. Had a bit of fumbling back at my house tho’

I must be getting old

Being honest about it…

I’m nearly 20 years older than her...I couldnt help feeling more like her father…

Where’s all the fucking 30+yr old Milfs when you need one…

Never mind...It was an experience.

If i had of got laid...I would have posted a detailed account of an 36yr old...Getting his hands on all that firm, none saggy, soft thighed, squeezable, fresh smelling, tight butt, riding on top of me flesh....

Oh God...What did i miss out on...

Never mind...There will be other times…

Yeh…

Right…

As if…

DB

stop describing it your gettin me happy

Mhaphew…

Hey..You just wait until i buy her a slap up meal down at the KFC…

After all that two day old chicken popcorn...washed down with a watery shake, she’s gonna be ‘putting out’...in the back seat of my Vauxhall Nova…

I might even buy a ‘bargain bucket’

Better still...I might even do some burnouts in the local Tescos carpark as well...

What woman could resist..!

DB