This E-mail is to inform you that you emerge a winner of $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 USD on our online draws which was played on the 19th of June, 2007.
For further Information about your Winnings,contact our Lottery Fiduciary Agent with the below contact information.
Official: MR.Castro Ken
Tel:Intl +44-701-114-8756
Email:
Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.
Yours Truly,
MAGRET WOODS (MRS)
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme).
Hey...me and kids are gonna eat like kings at McDonalds tonight...Wait...i might even go all the way and buy TWO KFC bargain buckets instead...Why not..I’m richer than America…
HSBC are doing a 10% gross super high interest savings account. Invest it all and you’ll get ten Septillion dollars a year in interest alone! Think that’ll be just about enough to retire on.
Oh Cock! I only won Half a million pounds yesterday....
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER
INTERNATIONAL GRANTS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
REF:YAHOO6/315116127/27
BATCH:15/623/UK.
Registered Lottery No 220949
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Dear Esteemed Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the YAHOO! International
Promotions Program held on the 20th of June 2007. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 883734657492-5319 with serial number 7263-
267, batch number 8254297137 drew the lucky numbers 14-22-28-37-40-44
which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been
approved for a lump sum pay out of £500,000.00 (i.e Five Hundred
Thousand United Kingdom Pounds)in cash credited to file
REF:YAHOO6/315116127/27. This is from total prize money of
US$20,400,000.00 shared among the seventeen international winners in
this category.
The reason this lottery was organized is to thank the numerous public
including users and non-users of YAHOO MAIL for the financial benefits
THE YAHOO CORPORATION have received as a result of their patronage this
financial year.
To begin your claims therefore, you are advised as a matter of urgency,
to contact the under listed licensed and accredited claims agent for
the processing of your prize awards winning.
Please contact your claims agent immediately, to begin your claims
process:
MR JOHN POWET
REMMITANCE DIRECTOR
YAHOO PROMOTIONS UK
44 Moorfields London EC2Y 9AL UNITED KINGDOM
Tel: (+44) 7031926508, (+44) 7031943129
Email:
You are to provide the assigned cliams agent via email with the under
listed information as soon as possible.
I think if i did actually win a large ammount of money on the real lottery it would be great fun to hire someone to track these people down and demand my money. or perhaps it should be a new TV series for Danny Wallace or Dave Gorman to try and find one of these scam guys.
I’ll have you know that no less than Suha Arafatpersonally sent me email because she needs my help getting hold of the money left in a Swiss bank account by her late husband Fishface Arafat.
For some reason she is using the same Russian ISP as all those girls who are so hot for me.
