well…

I think i’ll claim my Septillion $$$...but apparently my bank sent me an email asking for my details again, as they are ugrading their security…

However...I do find it a bit strange that when i looked at the headers..the email apparently originated from a website called analteens.com and had suddenly moved to Russia…

DB

MANAGING DIRECTOR
DAH SING BANK LTD
36TH FLOOR DAH SING BANK
FINANCIAL CENTRE LTD.
108 GLOUCESTER ROAD,
HONG KONG

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Hon-Hing Wong , Managing Director Dah Sing Bank Ltd,
Hong Kong. I am contacting you with respect to a portfolio
amounting to $35,520,000 USD (Thirty Five Million, Five Hundred
and Twenty Thousand United States Dollar) deposited by a German
Merchant named Mr. Mathew Schneider. On the 18th of October
2002 Mr. Mathew Schneider deposited $12,000,000 USD
(Twelve Million United States Dollars) under our portfolio
management department for four years and the deposit matured
on the 18th of October 2006 with over 196% growth which
amounted to a total of $35,520,000 USD (Thirty Five Million,
Five Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollar).

Mr. Mathew Schneider, has since passed away without stating his
next of kin because he deposited the funds in our establishment
at a point he was finalizing divorcing his wife and had no kids
coupled with the fact that he was an orphan, this funds has
since mature and the roll-over on the funds has also expired.
This sum of $35,520,000 USD (ThirtyFive Million, Five Hundred
and Twenty Thousand United States Dollar) is still in my
possession in my Bank lifeless and unnoticed because there will
never be a claim on the funds and allmaterial and immaterial
documents and certificates relating to the funds is also in my
possession.According to the Hong Kong Law regulating cases of
this nature which is also typical to otherAsian countries, at
the expiration of 5 (five) years, such funds will revert to the
ownership ofthe Government for financing military operations,
such as purchasing of arms and ammunitionsfor the military.
In order to avert this negative development, I will like to
seek for your permission as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to

Mr. Mathew Schneider so that the fruits of this old man’s labor
will not be use for financing weapons which will further enhance
the courses of war in the world in general. The money will be
paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for
me and 35% for you and the balance of 5% for will be responsible
for the major /trivial expenses incurred in the course of the
transaction. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for
this project will be done by my attorney and with my position
as the credit officer guaranteesthe successful execution of this
project. If you are interested, please reply immediately. Upon
your response, I shall then provide you with further information’s
and modalities that willhelp you understand the transaction. You
should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this
project would be most profitable for both parties because I shall
require yourassistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply.
Email:mr_hingwong@yahoo.com.hk

Thanks and regards.

Mr. Hon-Hing Wong

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This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program.

Things are looking up. Another couple of these, with exponential growth, and I’ll be able to afford a planet too!

Should any of this money materialize DB, I just wanted to say what a cuddly boy you are and how lovely your hair is looking at the moment, it really suits you when you wear it like that.

Ich habe Geld!!!

SKL-Gunther, Kronacher Str.60
D-96052 Bamberg Germany.
http://www.skl.de/
Reference Number: SKL/Millionenformel/2007/8702
Batch: SKL/90/4007

CONGRATULATIONS!!! RESULTS FOR 2007 CATEGORY “A”
DRAWS.

The Board of Directors, Members and staff of the International
Awareness Promotion Department of Suddeutsche Klassenlotterie are
pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final
draws of theSuddeutsche Klassenlotterie Program. Suddeutsche Klassenlotterie
drawswas carried out through random selection in our Computerized
EmailSelection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million
emailaddresses from the World Wide Web. Your email address was attached
to Ticket number: 025-11464992-750 and Serial number: SKL/00-2265 drew
the Lucky numbers 2-15-45-60-21-97 which consequently emerged you as
one of first fifty (50) lucky winners in this category. Your email
address was randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst
otherconsolation prize winners.

This makes you the proud owner of a cash prize of Euros 1,000,000.00
(One Million Euros). You have therefore beenapproved for a lump sum
payout of Euros 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) in cash credited to
file SKL/Millionenformel/2007/8702. This is from a total cash prize of
Euros 50Million Euros shared amongst the first fifty (50) lucky winners in
thiscategory.

This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for Suddeutsche
Klassenlotterie. Theestimated Euros 50 million jackpot would be the
sixth-biggest in Europe history. The biggest was the Euros 363 million
jackpot that went to two winners in a February 2000drawing of The Big
Game Mega Millions predecessor. Please note that your lucky winning
numberfallswithin our European booklet representative office in
London. In viewof this, your Euros1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros)
would be released to you by our affiliate bank in Europe. Our agent will
immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your
funds to you as soon as you make contact with her.

For you to collect your prizes, kindly fill the VERIFICATION/PROCESSING
FORM below and send it to the Remittance Manager, Mr. Williams .J.
Spillboard of our Remittance department through email, stating your
receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you
assistance and facilitate the urgent delivery/transfer of your funds.

To begin your claims please contact your remittance
manager:

Mr. Williams .J. Spillboard
Foreign Services Manager, Payment and Release Order
Dept.  Atlantico Sistemas de Informatico
Phone: +44 701 422 1226
+44 703 189 3547
Fax:  +44 707 505 5161
E-mail:
VERIFICATION/PROCESSING FORM:
1.) FULL NAME: ...................................
2.) AGE:  ...........................................
3.) SEX:  ...........................................
4.) ADDRESS:  ....................................
5.) ZIP/POSTAL CODE:  ........................
6.) STATE/PROVINCE:  .........................
7.) COUNTRY:  ....................................
8.) PHONE/MOBILE (OFFICE AND HOME):  .................................
9.) OCCUPATION/POSITION:  .................
10.) COMPANY:  ................................
11.) EMAIL ADDRESS: ...........................
12.) TICKET NUMBER: ...........................
13.) SERIAL NUMBER: ...........................
Your remittancde manager will assist you in the processing and
remittanceof your prize funds into your designated bank
account/delivery to
your mailing address.

Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later than One month.
Afterthis date all funds will bereturned to theLOTTERY TREASURY as
unclaimed.In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,
please endeavourto quote your Reference Number: SKL/Millionenformel
/2007/8702 and Batch numbers: SKL/90/4007 in every correspondencewith
your agent. Furthermore,should there be any change in your address,
do inform your claims agent assoon as possible.

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thanks
forbeing part of our promotions program. and keeptrusting SKL
ONLINEPROMOTION for top quality awards in subsequent yearsto come.

Yours faithfully,

Mrs. Abelinda Dedrick
Promotions Manager
Suddeutsche Klassenlotterie

I’m catching up DB!

Aw :( I’ve only won £500,000. Can’t see that being enough to buy a country...might be able to buy Sheffield with it after all the floods though!

Yahoo&Microsoft;Lottery Incoperation
7 Prauge Palace.Brixton Hill
London SWZ SED.
United Kingdom.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Five hundred
thousand, Great Britain Pound Sterlings(£500,000.00) for the month JUNE
2007 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY
INC & WINDOWS LIVE.
YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses of the
people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to
Yahoo and Hotmail we only select ten people every Month as our winners
through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we
congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

Yahoo/Msn Lottery Prize must be claimed no later than 20 days from date
of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any
prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

These are your identification numbers:
Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788

How ever you will have to fill and submit this form to the events
manager for verification & direction on
how you can claim your winning fund.

1. Full name:_______________2. Contact Address:____________
3. Age:________ 4. Telephone Number:__________ Marital
Status:___________
6. Sex:___________ 7. Next Of Kin:__________8.Zip Code:_________
9.Occupation:__________10.Company:_________
11.State:___________ 12.County:____________
13.Nationality:___________14. Your Reference and Batch number at the
top
of this mail:____________

(CLAIMS MANAGER)
Name:Mr.Harlem Scott.
E-mail:

Thank you and Accept my hearty congratulations once again!
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Tracy Morgan
(Lottery Coordinator).

P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: XYL /26510460037/05
Batch: 24/00319/IPD

Dear Winner,

We happily announce to you the draw (#1046) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
online Sweepstakes International program held on the 2nd of June, 2007.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 which
subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5 plus
bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
1,000,000.00(One Million Pounds Sterling’s) in cash credited to file XYL
/26510460037/05.

This is from a total cash prize of 17,000,000.00 (Seventeen Million Pounds
Pounds Sterling’s.) shared amongst the (17) lucky winners in this category
i.e. Match 5 plus bonus. All participants for the online version were
selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system
and extracted from over 100,000 unions,associations,and corporate bodies
that are listed online. This promotion takes place monthly.Please note
that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet
representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view
of this, your 1,000,000.00 (One Million Pounds Sterling’s)would be
released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the
release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons,
you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your
claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you
deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to
avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be
warned. To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent:
Overseas Claims Unit United Kingdom Lottery Fiduciary

Mr. Wright Butler
E-mail:claimsbutlerwright@yahoo.com.hk
PHONE:+447024062466
Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the
release of your funds as soon as you contact him. You may wish to
establish contact via e-mail with the particulars presented above citing
Information’s below:

CLAIMS VERIFICATION FORM.
Full Name:........................................
Sex:....................................................
Full Malling Address:......................
Country:............................................
Phone Number:................................
Fax Number:......................................
Occupation:........................................
Monthly Income:................................
Company Name:...............................
E-mail Address:................................
Age:...................................................
WINNING INFORMTATIONS:
Refrence Numbers:..............................
Batch Numbers:..................................
Amount Won:.....................................
Have you ever won any lottery in the past? if yes please specify
.................

Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and
press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so
desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of
confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems
associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary
measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

Goodluck from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,

Sir.Richard K. Lloyd.
Online coordinator for
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Eat it!