>>George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the
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>>Devil is waiting for him.
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>>"I don’t know what to do,” says the Devil. “You’re on my list but I
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>>Have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll
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>>Tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t
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>>Quite as bad as you.
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>>I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even
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>>Let YOU decide who leaves.” George thought that sounded pretty good
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>>So he agreed.
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>>The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
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>>Pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and
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>>Over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
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>>"No!" George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I
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>>Don’t think I could do that all day long.”
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>>The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
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>>Sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
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>>Hammer, time after time after time.
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>>"No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
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>>Agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!” commented George.
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>>The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
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>>Naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
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>>Staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
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>>What she does best.
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>>Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, “Yeah,
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>>I can handle this.”
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>>The Devil smiled and said, “Monica, you’re free to go!”
Cheers,
SD
Nothing ever goes right!
