Consolation Prize
When you take a girl home from the bar, thinking you’re going to get laid, and from all of the drinks you’ve been feeding her all night long, she passes out on the bed right before you get your pants off. To get revenge, you jerk off and spray your load all over her back. Even though you lost and didn’t get laid, the satisfaction you got is almost as good, hence the term consolation prize.
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the back of the girl’s throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of your most favorite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.
Dropping the Chalupa
Fill a sock with as many bodily excrements as you have available, and whack some slut over the head with it. Best accomplished if it’s a surprise during some hot back-door action.