Shit happens
Last weekend, one of my mates was walking home from the night club with his mate
They where on the way to his house, on the way they passed a woman completely wasted passed out on the floor … …
So as drunken pissheads do, he ran round the corner to his own house a get some shaving foam … covered the woman in this and she still didn’t wake up, so they decided to spit and piss on her …!!!!
Not a pleasant thing to do, but this woman was known as the local pisshead alcoholic ..
Anyways next morning they wake to see a street full of coppers !!!!!
The woman was dead !..... And had been dead all night ! 
They where to pissed to notice she wasn’t alive ……
As you could imagine the police where not to happy 
“what the local paper said”
Street death’ woman named
A WOMAN who was found lying dead in the street has been named.
Police has confirmed that the woman is Christine Lakinski.
A post-mortem examination carried out on Friday revealed she had died from natural causes, as reported by the Mail on Saturday.
Today Detective Inspector Keith Groves said Ms Lakinski’s family had been informed of her death.
The 51-year-old was found lying on the pavement in Jobson Street, off Hart Lane, on Thursday evening.
Police launched an investigation to establish how she had come to meet her death and arrested a 27-year old man in connection with the incident.
He has since been unconditionally released.
lol muppets 
