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Just bought a KTM mini dirt bike on Ebay!.......... Then it got stolen…...Then I bought a Lifan Pit Bike for $600 instead
Posted: 07 August 2007 02:35 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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I work at an Engineering workshop in western Australia as a Machinist. Over the past few months a few of the guy’s at work have bought 3 of those cheap Chinese 125 thumpstar rip off mini dirt dikes. They bought them new on Ebay for about $600.

Just for fun, every Friday we race them through the workshop, out through the car park, over next doors car park & back again! Its lots of fun! But these crappy Chinese dirt bikes are so cheap that they are also Nasty. They break SO easily! Like, my boss was riding his the other day & he went over a bit of a jump & his bloody foot pegs snapped off! They were made out of crappy Porous ally casting! Looked like porous volcanic rock. They should of been made out of steel.

That & among other things. They are always breaking. Plus they are pretty gutless too. They are VERY loud! But gutless. Sometimes with motor bikes when they are very loud, you get confused between if they have alot of power, or if they are just making alot of noise.

And all the adjustments on them are shit. like the clutch feels like crap, the suspension is a total joke, & its just all feels cheap & nasty.

They’ve been telling me I should buy one too. They say their only $600! You can complain about that! I guess they are rite. But I would rather buy one that has more power & doesnt break every time I race it! & is of decent quality.

So I went to the Bike shop today to look at a decent one, a KTM 65SX 2 stroke. But they are way too expensive! About 5 grand! & I dont need a new one. A second hand one would be perfect!

So tonight I had a look on Ebay, & Bugger me! There was one in Sydney for sale! A 2001 model for $1450! Thats a bargin! So I hit buy it now straight away.

Since its a 2 stroke, it will have more power than those crappy Chinese 125 4 strokes!

When it turns up, at the next race, THEY ARE FUCKEN GOEN DOWN!! LOL

See the pics.

FUCK YEA!!

This is my Second KTM. I also have a 2005 LC4640 SM as a daily rider. Thats the one in the last photo.

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Posted: 07 August 2007 03:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Looks like it goes like a demon… cool grin

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Posted: 07 August 2007 03:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Your day bike is one cool bike !

your gonna kick some arse ....

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Posted: 07 August 2007 03:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Fucken OATH I am going to FLOG their Asses!!!


Yea my big bike is Ausome! Glad you like it!

Its got some fucken balls hey. Goes like a Mutha Fucka! Hard to keep the front on the ground. I cant believe I havnt goten a speeding fine on it yet or at least completly lose my licence! Dont know what’s goen on there.

Here’s some more pics of it if you like.

I used to own an 03 Honda XR440. Hence my name. I really loved it! But had always wanted a Motard. So got the KTM SM & sold the XR. Thats the XR in the last photo with the new beast!

The SM looks heaps better hey!

SM stands for Super Motard. That’s its the class of bike. Half dirt bike, but with small fat 17 inch rims & tyres.

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Posted: 07 August 2007 04:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Will you be wearing tight leather?

What will the others boys be wearing?

How do you boys cool down and clean off after one of your races?

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Posted: 07 August 2007 10:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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i presume I can send you some TC stickers and you’ll plaster the fucker with it?

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Posted: 08 August 2007 12:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Yea Willy that’d be great! I can do that! Thanks!

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Posted: 08 August 2007 12:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Humper - 07 August 2007 04:00 PM

Will you be wearing tight leather?

What will the others boys be wearing?

How do you boys cool down and clean off after one of your races?

Yes humper we all wear tight black leather, than after wards we all have a nice shower shower together and wash each other off. cheese

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Posted: 08 August 2007 01:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD DAMN I AM SO FUCKING PISSED RITE NOW!!!!!!

The guy who is selling me the bike just rang…...........

FUCK!!!!

He told me that it got stolen today out of their garage!!

FOR FUCK SAKE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES!! THE DAY I BOUGHT THE FUCKING CUNT OF A FUCKING BIKE!! AND IT GETS FUCKING STOLEN!!!!!!!!! FAAAAARCK!!! WTF!!!!!!

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He was very sorry & also very pissed off. I said are you serious? Are you lying to me because you have changed your mind about selling it? He said no, it definatly was stolen. He was serious & Sounded genuine. & said if he gets it back I’ll be the first to know.

That Sux so bad. I knew it was too good to be true at that price. I told the guys at work all about it today & showed them the photo’s. Now tomorrow i have to tell them ah no, not getting it anymore. I got my hopes up. Damn it! I think i’ll cry now.

I so hope they get it back. But the chances of that are very slim.

A stolen old dirt bike would not be high on Police priorities.

FAAAAAARCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 08 August 2007 02:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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i hope you did not pay yet, otherwise it sounds as if you’ve been had

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Posted: 08 August 2007 02:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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No no, I definatly have not paid yet.

I’ll just have to find another cheap one to buy now.

Or save up a bit more than I wanted to spend on a mini bike & buy another one. There is an 03 model for sale in QLD for $2100. But more than I wanted to spend just for a bike thats going to get thrashed & trashed around the workshop.

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Posted: 08 August 2007 02:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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sorry, but KTM suxz :D

Husqvarna 4 eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 08 August 2007 03:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Chainsaw’s? Na not really into chainsaw. Thinking more on the lines of a…..... Motorbike! LOL
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They are both Euro bike manufactures, they are both very good quality & as good as each other, which is better that any Jap Crap. All in the same good quality Euro category as Husaberg, GasGas, KTM, Husqvarna, Ducati, BMW ect.

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Posted: 09 August 2007 03:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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Ok thats it, I give up. There’s no way the police will find the bike. Its gone.

SO, I went against what I said & first thought & bought myself one of the cheap Chinese thumpstar 125 pits bikes.

I got it on ebay for $600, very good price I think.

I choose this one because I liked the colors (carbon fiber finish) & it seemed to be the best quality looking out of them all. Of course it will not be any where near as good as the KTM. But little better than the 3 they have at work I think.

They are only $600, So it doesnt matter if they get a bit thrashed & trashed. & They are ALOT of fun!!!!

Im still going to fucken flog them!! They fucken are going down!

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Posted: 09 August 2007 05:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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hes lieing, the guy sold the bike to someone else for a higher price

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Posted: 10 August 2007 11:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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How high are these bikes ?

are they really small .....

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