Did anybody else spot the “He rubbed off on me” and thought it deserved a mention?

You are all shcoked to silence. I was afraid that when you all found out that he is my husband I would be a reject. 

We love the crazy little death fixated imigrant.

We did think he was gay.

Your not his man partner are you?

you’ve lived together for 3 weeks and he’s your husband? Has he got you pregnant already hun. you dont have to get married these days for that

Is he really an EMO?

bleve - 21 May 2008 12:55 AM

You are all shcoked to silence. I was afraid that when you all found out that he is my husband I would be a reject. 

Okay… at this point, please tell me that this is all a big joke that I’m not getting…

Bleve, you are our portal into the inner workings of this human anomaly

You are more than welcome here

(As is POD, in a bizarre “Put him against the wall and pass me my Beretta” kind of way )

bleve - 21 May 2008 12:51 AM

Gary Sanderson - 21 May 2008 12:40 AM

Naughtyteddy is my “Virtual” wife

Dammit I was hoping naughty teddy would be my virtual wife. Damn the luck.

it would have to be virtual civil partners but i know where you’ve been now

Ok we’ve known each other for about a year and we moved in together about 3 weeks ago. Yes I am a woman. Yes the avatar is a pic of me. No he is not gay. (Although I wondered at first)  And no he is not emo that is just insanity. I think he’s gonna end up taking me with him.

This place should help you on that journey

DTXBrian - 21 May 2008 12:59 AM

Okay… at this point, please tell me that this is all a big joke that I’m not getting…

No unfortunately this is no joke. I feel like I have been sabotaged.  And by the way Naughty Teddy I am not pregnant. No evil spawn yet.

Paint the house pink when he goes to work.

ok, i like you bleve (i know now your life suddenly has meaning where before i had none) wont hold your poor choice in men against you. it means i can claim all the good ones for me

btw, your pic on your profile is gorgeous

Gary Sanderson - 21 May 2008 01:02 AM

Bleve, you are our portal into the inner workings of this human anomaly

You are more than welcome here

(As is POD, in a bizarre “Put him against the wall and pass me my Beretta” kind of way )

You know I could kill him for the right price. $$$ 

naughtyteddy - 21 May 2008 01:03 AM

it would have to be virtual civil partners but i know where you’ve been now

I was shocked to find out he was STD free myself. Otherwise he would be pussyless. The bill for this was oustanding. YAY he’s not contagious as I first assumed.