60-year-old humped to death
Posted: 18 September 2007 04:51 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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A WOMAN was crushed to death by her randy pet camel, police said yesterday.

The 24-stone animal knocked the 60-year-old to the ground then laid on top of her.

The woman’s shocked husband — who bought the ten-month-old camel for his wife’s 60th birthday in March — found her body at the family sheep and cattle ranch in Australia.

The victim, who has not been named, had a “love of exotic pets” and was about to feed her animals at the Outback ranch near Brisbane, Queensland.

Cops said the camel stamped on her, leaving “one definite footprint” on her face and one on her arm.

Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said: “She had tea on, and a cup of tea was in the kitchen.

“She was just doing her afternoon chores of feeding all the other animals. The camel was young and had been hand-reared. It drinks out of a bottle and eats out of your hand.

“It’s probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing.

“It has either smothered her or brought on a heart turn.”

The camel had a history of odd behaviour and had tried to suffocate a pet goat. Its fate was not known.

Camel expert Chris Hill believed the camel’s behaviour was sexual and warned they can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline.

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Posted: 18 September 2007 04:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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I am not an expert, but I do believe this is a repost.

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/4039/

Do I win a prize?  Sea Dog should be made to send me naked pictures of himself.  Publicly humiliated and flogged with soggy lettuce leaves.

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Posted: 18 September 2007 05:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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*ouch*, searched for camel death too smirk

Humper - 18 September 2007 04:55 PM

Do I win a prize?  Sea Dog should be made to send me naked pictures of himself.  Publicly humiliated and flogged with soggy lettuce leaves.

You’d have to catch me first!

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Posted: 18 September 2007 05:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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You’d have to catch me first!

Now you sound like that comedian who always said “go on chase me”.  I forgot his name.

hahahahaha - it’s you!

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Posted: 18 September 2007 05:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Duncan Norvelle (born 1958, at Hoton, near Loughborough, Leicestershire, England, UK) is a comedian in the variety tradition who appeared on television from the early 1980s. Renowned for his effeminate manner, Norvelle’s act essentially revolves around the pretence that he is gay although in his personal life he is married to a woman called Jane, suggesting he is actually heterosexual. He is probably most famous for his catch phrase “Chase Me!”, leading to him often being referred to as Duncan “Chase Me” Norvelle.

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Posted: 18 September 2007 05:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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bwahahahaha, gotcha

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Posted: 18 September 2007 05:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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err, welcome to the club:D

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Posted: 18 September 2007 06:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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I had never seen that story before, fuck man thats some funny shit, big ass camel getting frisky with the OAP it seems!!

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