Drinking water
Posted: 03 October 2007 12:06 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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This is old.. but still funny AND true!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found
in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of sh**.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as
a public service.

Keep on the wagon tho db..
Cowboy!

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Posted: 03 October 2007 12:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Sweet Jesus! Pass me a cold one will ya! gulp

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Posted: 03 October 2007 10:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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I alway new beer was good for you… smile

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Posted: 03 October 2007 01:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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looking at it another way… drinking a pint of water is like the biggest group rimming you have ever given tongue laugh

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Posted: 03 October 2007 01:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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A kilo of this…

Thats a lot of these little bastards swimming about…

cheese

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Posted: 03 October 2007 01:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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they actually look quite cute. Maybe thats just me tho….

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Posted: 03 October 2007 01:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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‘Cute’...

Oh well…

LOL

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(PS…Looking at the pic again tho’...)

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Posted: 03 October 2007 02:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Im with B6, I love me couple Beer’s after work everyday! smirk

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Posted: 03 October 2007 04:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Is swallowing piss bad for you too?

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Posted: 03 October 2007 06:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Fuck knows i have never swallowed piss…

I am sticking with beer and jd from now for my refreshments, actually thats the same as usual, somethings never change!!

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Posted: 03 October 2007 07:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Having had first hand experience of E-Coli.. i’d like to say its not the best thing to have.  I wanted to die.  I’d not wish it upon anybody.

But it still makes me wonder what kinda shit is in ‘bottled’ water (no pun intended).. such as Volvic etc.

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